Monkeys Fist

My reading of this is that he's shitting himself. Why else would he feel the desperate need to tell all and sundry how fucking over qualified he is for the job? I reckon he agreed to take it when he was full of piss, he's sobered up briefly, realised what he's done, and is now soiling himself. The above scenario is the least horrific to contemplate, because otherwise it means he really thinks he's the best man for the job None of which addresses the utter buffoonery of the tit who offered him the gig in the first place.

Scoops? Turnip or poncey carrot mash ?

CT's so lazy he's even given up trying at the wummery.

That'll be his troughing tray.

Veet.

That was basil daahling , basil

Middle class poncery

I'm seeing a Paul Wynn popping up in the crotch area

You need to have some roast beef and neeps.

Have it, Bitches!

Carpet carrier stance

Chun Li?

Vot of it?

Fuck off man Roast beef with a bit of mashed turnip is the food of the gods.

Did you have to bang the one from your challenge? Lucked out there if you did

Herpes?

FYP

That Pabey has a right potty mouth.

So, the odious little shite is trying to drum up interest in BT's new sport channel , (with analysis and commentary by England's Michael Owen), and Lee is letting him use the Chronic to do it. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/michael-owen-i-still-look-4798510 Pair of cunts.

Lad in the right supports the Yurts