Monkeys Fist

Morning wankers.

Run for your lives! NaCl NaOH The base is under a salt!

And call it The Bin

Get in! Handball too Sweeeeeet

FFS!

Pick that one out the back of the net

Not a single repeat on BBC2. Yin and Yang.

Your date can't.

I like the cut of your jib Sir.

I've found the perfect baby present for them http://m.notonthehighstreet.com/londonkiddy/product/boy-s-navy-blue-blazer?utm_source=GoogleShopping&utm_medium=Baby%20&%20Child&utm_campaign=139513

Where d'you think Fish got his blind date set up?

Hope all turns out well Craig. As for Fish, take notes http://www.doctornerdlove.com/2011/10/sex-for-beginners/all/1/ And she's Ginge eh?

Did you look?

He won't have time for us plebs then

Stuck in a MAHOOSSIVE jam on the A1 heading back from Leeds. Pissbuckets!

I shouldn't , but

I'd honestly be more worried about the poor little bugger being a Ginge.

Looking at a picture of Kimberly Walsh's tits. I would have thought that would be obvious, even to you.

You should put "Olga Kurylenko Maxim" into google image search. Here's a taster.

No idea mate, don't think so though , she's not shy about whipping them out. Incidentally , found a rather splendid pic of her wonderfully formed dirt box

The fucking brass neck on you!

2 more of those please.