Monkeys Fist

Have we done Evolution yet?

Remind me what the bet was?

Yes , you are very much the only one.

Came with a years subscription to The Sun and a free Greggs mince pie.

Since we're talking stereotypes and new topics, here's some boobies

Thank you fine sir. Deposited in the Bank

which ended up " All geordies wear Speedos"-damn you autocorrect!

What are the odds that Idioteque woke up this morning in an alley, with his face stuck to the side of a bin by dried vomit and kebab sauce?

Tetris

Making a righteous stand

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2204095/Standard-Hotel-Shock-visitors-using-toilet-glass-walls-swanky-Manhattan-hotel-visible-street.html US pervs have realised they can watch patrons of the 18th floor Boom Boom Room take a dump ! The Daily Hate delivers a classic line btw , the caption to the second pic in the article,

Mental.

Please, pleeeeeease do this.

Found this.

Two gases? Air and arse gas.

Cold is the absence of heat. If there is no heat, it is , by definition, cold. As in so many things Wolfy, you are incorrect when you say there is neither heat nor cold in space.

As I begin on my path to Enlightenment, I was curious how you went about it, how old you were etc. But clearly you don't practise what you preach (badly). Speaking of simple ... It's mind, not mid.

So, you tell people to open their minds and question things, when I attempt to do so, you refuse to assist me? Hypocrite.

Oh yes, silly me. Here it is in simpleton. How old were you when you stopped believing the earth spun etc, and how old are you now?

Do you understand the question?

Just seen this- what a belter!

When did you become "enlightened" Wolfy?