Monkeys Fist

I don't. But what possible benefit would the " Authoritay" get from staging this ( and ,by your implication, past events like Columbine)? Give me one credible explanation.

It's not a conspiracy, real people were harmed and died , the presence of young children is not suspicious. Man has been on the moon. You need to smoke less dope and have more sex. (If we're going to correct the loon , we'll correct him. )

No one was harmed… apart from the dead people. Keep taking the pills Wolfy, then have some more.

I've heard about your " all in " drawers.

That's exactly the one we have - Ikea?

We have a perforated metal pot- all go in that.

I'm absolutely paggered. Been ratcheting locking nuts onto 10cm coach bolts for 16 of the past 24hrs. My forearms feel like I've tugged off a herd of elephants. Bath is run, then bed for a few hours.

cunt! Bugger!

This mean we can all say cernt now ?

An egg is round, but pointed. Deep shit right there.

I didn't realise they had the internets in jail.

One of his flat mates left a spoon in the knife section. AGAIN!!!!

Also depends where they're from. If they're put away for a while, efforts are made to place them near their family…sometimes.

I had a bullet belt.

Might well be, a beacon of sartorial elegance as ever. Well spotted btw.

How, exactly, would you get over said moon, given man has never left the planet.

Remember the ones they did with coloured piping down the leg?

There is no worse insult from a mother

You're right, they were briefly. Geordie Jeans did a roaring trade in them.

So the adults took part too? Just remembered, you grew up in the back of beyond didn't you?

Did you include a google maps link to your nearest Waitrose?

Think we used to call it a Hoy Oot, I remember three lasses on our street all got married in the same summer. I was rich I tells thee, rich, RICH!!!!

T'aint what's on the outside that counts

Does anyone still do this ?