Monkeys Fist

The Mackem was clearly bored with his sister , he's gone now, guess his Mam decided to put out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mxkPyQuPBM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

You watching us in the pub?

IRATA Level 3's don't do "gruelling" mate, we get minions to do that as we polish the handrail supervise. You and your muscles can carry my pay packet home though.

I could do with a bitch to fetch things for me.

Noted.

No full stop at the end there, Ant?

The bit everyone gets nervous about is the heli-simulator. Basically, you're in a helicopter mock up, strapped in , and it gets dumped upside down in a pool. You have to wait until its fully submerged, then get out. Without filling the pool with shit. Sounds fun.

I know what you mean. It's my fall back if it all goes tits up.

And boobs. Don't forget boobs.

What would you go out as, trade-wise?

Boobs and Blart out below. NSFW obviously.

You going offshore like Stevie?

I have used " Invincible" , as in HMS Invincible. Destroyer.

Drowning rabbits again CT. Is there something you want to get off your chest ( Moobs aside)?

Inspired by Parky, I'm reading this. I can't put it down.

Salty's sock drawer must be full.

Aye, watched them both about a month ago. Wouldn't disagree with anything you said. Won the Cesar for Best Actor and Best Director iirc. If it'd been in English, I reckon Vincent Cassell would've been up for an Oscar.

What a salesman !

You'll note though, he doesn't actually use the word female

Haven't got one for tits on a fox

Don't post links to porn sites without at least clearly warning people what it is. Don't post racist shit. Clear enough Dipshit?

At work, if we see spectacular boobs on an ugly lass we use "Eights" as the code, because that's the number of … Tits on a pig!