Monkeys Fist
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Minx
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Plays as a forward but secretly wants to mop up at the back?
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Tingle tingle
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Katie Holmes
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Went on holiday to Hedonism. Never made it back
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I have a box of their dried ones in my cupboard. -
Madam, I give you tripe. Barely edible rubber.
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Hippy Skittles You will though
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Geoff Capes.
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His dog is called smiley?
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You know you want them, you slaaaag!
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I wonder if Leazes was drinking Scotch when he posted. Oh irony, how I love thee
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Pfft … have they not consulted Wolfy? If not, no way I'm going up in that thing.
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Jocks to sponging immigrant (probable) terrorists without skipping a beat. Well done Old Chap, well done!
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That will be one spectacular mother of a crash when it all goes wrong.
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Not that many French burglars who say " Gerrinthereyafucka!" when they blow a load though.
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One bad hangover later, and Chez has to explain why he was wanking like a tripping chimp on a video call to his gaffer.
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(does that count as a word?)
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Griffin
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Fold crease, lift flap, turn over, pull apart. Then do some origami.
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Lane
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Come on over Love. Brock, chill, you know that Gemmill will be wolfing down lentils within the week since I posted a " Jamie " recipe.
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Acid
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This doesn't bode well… get all the BJ's you can in the next two weeks.
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Catch 22, Innit?