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Is this what your missus wrote on her Dear Wolfy letter?

No , it's the phrase "great speeds relative to their distance" that I'm struggling with. What do you mean by that?

No, explain it again.

Running tracks? Space?

Explain this to me.

Witchcraft, obviously. Burn her.

Here's a quick reminder

You could show us some of the extensive research you claim to have done which proves it was all a hoax? Or not

Or, given that the Lander's ascent speed and trajectory will have been calculated to the nearest microsecond and millimetre, they could have preprogrammed the camera's actions? Just a wild stab in the dark.

I'm predicting Rio's opening will be centred on a half size Christ the Redeemer dishing out Viagra to thousands of cloned Pele midgets dressed in thongs, Ronaldo ( the proper one) will light the flame by lacing a flaming football from the hands of a Favela child as they both freefall from an airship, then collapsing in a fit when he lands. All accompanied by tits, lots of brown tits.

Black pepper, Parmesan and some oil.

Nice one Ant. Woke up this morning with the entire left side of my back in spasm. Think I've pulled one or more intercostal muscles. Fuck. Nee graft today then.

So, you haven't done any then. Thought not. Hey Ho

Brilliant.

I'm interested specifically in the research you said you'd done. Can you point me at some of the sites you've used?

What was your aforementioned "loads of research" Wolfenstein ? I'm genuinely interested to see some of it.

Explain this comment, in detail.

The start and finish. My cousin rang me up and said the auditions were on ( in the Ellison building at the then Newcastle Poly iirc), we thought it would be a laugh, and I'd read the book so we went along. Asked us back the next day. Loads of Theatre School kids there, me and my cousin didn't have a clue what we were doing, just read the parts in our normal voices. Kept my BBC rejection letter for years, but it's long gone now

I think the Ginger Kid. Told us we'd get parts as extras but didnt. Bastards

Who's on first base.

Where's Wally?

But where's the Who?

Hats off Barlow.