Monkeys Fist

So where's the cameraman then ?

Yes They are.

Told you.

Wasting your time. He doesn't believe in 360Panoramic shots. 100%

Any health worker who refuses will be sent to the Smeg mines.

Clearly fake.

Oh yes. Gold! Btw, is David Beckham the John Terry of the Olympics or what?

That is not the droid offspring you are looking for.

Btw Wolfy, have a look at the lander shadow - see that big camera shaped shadow sticking up and to the right … … up and to the right Guess what that is? Clue; it's camera shaped. In case you're struggling

Are you fucking kidding me? Give your head a shake man.

Oh my god!! There's nobody driving it!! What sorcery is this?

Nice bit of Stinking Bishop ('s hat), what wrong with that?

Aye, and when it slipped into blue it was the shinfucker!

They weighed an absolute fuckton. Aye, did the mudguards, the gears!! Not good to have the shift grip when you were getting chased, always slipped into blue ( or was it red? )

I has a Raliegh Grifter as a lad, get one of these Andy, you'll be able to tow the car home.

Sweden ran a forced sterilisation programme until the mid 1970s for " mentally deficient citizens" aka Gypos , crippos and young slags. http://www.independentliving.org/docs5/sterilization.html

Christa McAuliffe now works in Elvis' chippy , known as Dot.

He's bursting for a lag. Next

Smeg farms. The money saved on Child Benefit could fund it.

We should trial this in Sunderland I volunteer myself as the Chief Licensor. * scurrys off to have " DENIED" rubber stamp made.

Better to be pissed off than than pissed on… … unless there's a glass coffee table.

Fancy a pint?

I'd be happy to sink a few with most on here tbh. iirc, I arranged to meet Meenzer and Fish when I was working in Greenwich but had to cancel as we had to go to back up country. ( That's what I told them anyway, a man has to keep his street cred up you know ) And where's Cath and Trophyshy? Both would be decent gargle buddys I reckon, for quite different reasons obviously.

Don't tell him, but his arse looks massive.