Monkeys Fist

This is the new, nice Cabayaye is it? Fuck off back to Flounceland man, you utter non-entity.

What disgusting slug of a man. Compare his behaviour above to another footballer of a similar age, albeit far more talented than this twat. Ray Kennedy was a regular in the first restaurant I worked in, and was the most humble, unassuming man you could meet. The only "freebies" he'd accept were a couple of drinks when he'd stay back for a drink with us after closing ( which he only did after being invited several times ). Complete gent, and a lovely bloke. Brazil- polar opposite.

This one? Boom!

Driving back from Leeds today , one of the many strands of intellectual badinage ended with one of the lads concluding that to get maximum enjoyment from fisting a midget, she must have a sponge on her head so you can use her to clean the ceiling afterwards. The miles flew by

Chairman called Scally Guilty.

I have to say I agree there Salty. We are miles away from anything like that though.

Chinese inflation is out of control atm.

Batten down the hatches Boldon, it's Wham night.

Good man

There's a time and a place for your lunacy. This thread is neither.

Sweating. In Leeds. Two more drops then offski. Can't happen fast enough.

Fuck knows how I got it then. You cunt.

My brother looked into this a few years ago. The ballache is finding the land, with planning permission and utilities. He found a company based in Scotland who provided a large range of adaptable kits, project management if needed , builders etc. I'll see if I can get the name off him.

How indeed.

And I posted them on tinterweb!

I've always been Radgina, you just sussed ?

You're top of the list you sexy beast.

Oi! Casting nasturtiums! I got at least another half dozen left in me. Edit: Make that 5

Happy Friday!

Is it possible The Flounce Queen is "A Nonwhite Otter"?

Desperate.

Well done sir! Well done.

Postman Twat had another 3 flounces while you were gone.

Anyone else see Lineker stumbling when he realised too late he didn't know the music one of the Dressage fillys used was Pomp & Circumstance? Amateur night