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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Second one for him, I reckon three strikes and out ( of the closet.)
  2. I'm devastated. I don't think this place will survive without Cabayaye. In other news, had a very satisfying dump at lunchtime.
  3. Happy Birthday Cuntychops
  4. And fucking Pigsy in the middle! Faces for radio.
  5. Some people are just destined to end up in certain jobs. Meet Lisa That's Lisa Minge MD. Guess what kind of doctor? http://saintalphonsus.netreturns.biz/Providers/Detail.aspx?ProviderId=6cbe8b99-26b2-4477-9fe5-679f86a2995a Yup!
  6. Mitch has 5 kids with two women. So far back in the closet he's sucking cock in Narnia , I reckon.
  7. I once got into a heated debate with a Paralympian over the validity of the Paralympics, saying they were basically just a massive nod to PC bullshit, whereas he reckoned they meant as much as the regular Olympics. I won of course, he didn't have a leg to stand on.
  8. Fish is definately a nose flicker.
  9. Love how the only one wearing a cap is the "special" grandson.
  10. Drugs are bullshit, "invented" as a means of stealth tax.…Based on magnets.… in space.
  11. I have used every pretty much every comb. If we do it by types Good Combs; Faux Tortoiseshell plastic Metal with pointy handle The Imitation Flick-knife Brilliant Brushes. Military - metal spines in rubber base Half Radial - with removal head for cleaning. Vented Ceramic Radial - too die for. Oh , nearly forgot, you're all cunts.
  12. And there's me thinking he was just fast
  13. Don't let your electromagnet Go down on me.
  14. I read today that Bolt was born with Scoliosis. Fucking incredible he is.
  15. I put Olympic minge into google, ( we are the first two pages or so btw ), and this came up somehow. http://www.anorak.co.uk/241488/strange-but-true/woman-shaving-privates-while-driving-in-rear-end-smash.html/ Aaaaanyway , heres one for Meenzer. His name?
  16. Doesn't say no blokes in the rules. The Rules which we all follow
  17. Aye, me too, forgot the safety wink. Have some hot Aussie BMXer, Caroline Buchanan
  18. Ginola's goal v Ferencvaros SBR's home debut destruction of Sheffield. The last 15-20 minutes of Pedro's testimonial v Celtic, basically from when Keegan appeared on the touch line prior to coming on. I have never heard noise like it.
  19. What was the rest of the conversation?
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