Monkeys Fist

Where's Micky

Been pissing myself at the Micks so much Mrs. F. asked me what I was laughing at, so I showed her the pics. I wish I'd had a cam to record her reaction- she knows them through her work. (She works in bamp housing over there, and deals with the problem family's.) She even recognised Uncal Mick's yellow quilted jacket.

Trophyshy : That lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it. Man: Coffee darling? Trophyshy: Yeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! [kicks him in the crotch]

It's a throwback to my stoner days abroad. I'm like bullet time until my first draft of the day.

I would try, but then I'd have to scrub my throat with bleach

Coffee 5-10 a day Tea. Ringtons can still run a successful tea delivery business up here.

The last 30 seconds when he does Star Spangled Banner

J69, obviously.

It's frightening the amount of young fat cunts around. No apologies for my terminology, you get that fat by eating too much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L77R2eJ279k&feature=youtube_gdata_player Shatnered!

No shortage of places to hang a hat in Chapel

Are you Mr. Skidmore?

What was she thinking? Fingerless gloves??

Odd thing for them to get upset about-Can't be that many gay Azerbaijani hackers.

Hugh Jass from Wideopen.

Sounds more like Kevin than he does.

Daglish has left Liverpool fucked for a good few seasons. If they take the Experienced Manager route, he'll be expected to win a trophy/get into Europe next season, which , given theirr squad ,is a big task. If they go for someone like Martinez, it'll take at least 2-3 seasons to build a new team good enough to achieve anything, and I doubt very much if the loveable scallys will be prepared to give him/whoever that time.

You both have a lot in common man Brock. Shit Geordie Accents Dreamy in the kitchen. 1 out of 2 isn't bad

Nails me. Fingernails.

He's beefed up considerably too, from the gangly lop he was 10 yr ago.

You sound like Daniel Craig in Our Friends In The North when you sing.

A fortnight is fair warning for the residents of Boldon. "This is a CT alert. This is a CT alert The tubby one is pissed in his garden THIS IS NOT A DRILL REPEAT- THIS IS NOT A DRILL Please prepare yourself. "

Inspired by Love the Bobby's sig, I'm having a Lindisfarne moment or two

Let's do a duet CT. Tush , ZZ Top. Edit; D'oh! Meant La Grange! That's the whiskey

And through it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall she offers me protection An that