Monkeys Fist
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Bloke walked into a sports shop and asked Fish " Can I have some cycling shorts?" "Aye, leng sleeved or short?" said Fish.
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Made a big crèche.
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My Grandad was a miner from Washington, spoke pitmatic, goobledegook.
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It's that or naked. You choose.
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Same difference man, pit yacker Seen any gurd bends lately ?
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Fish is from Blyth isn't he? The weather today wasn't curled. He cooks on a herb too
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Is the lass behind Birdman advertising her talents?
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Was at Princess Quay in Hull today pricing up a job. Blart-tastic!
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Nothing is more traumatic than when Bambi's mother dies. Nothing.
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Too far.
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That is genuinely disturbing.
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Spoil yourself … http://www.nigella.com/recipes/view/chocolate-guinness-cake-3086 Aaaaand any excuse…
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There's an episode involving Betty Draper coming up which put me in mind of a certain taxi driver
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"Something Shit Is Happening"
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So, that's why you took the week off Happy Birthday mate. Welcome to Old Age.
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Good work Agent Toonraider. http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/olympic-flame-goes-out-during-torch-relay-7770778.html
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Boldon, Innit?
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Is that on their 5* campsite?
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More Russell Harty?
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Liverpool attacked by 50ft Uncal Mick! 1000s of dippers knocked out by the stench.
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I've always thought Mrs. Gibb has some questions that need answering. These two… Either side of these two… I'm calling cuckoo.
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Neufchateau Unifié. And bollocks.
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Bent, you big mincer.
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Tbf Stevie, you do have a tinge of "Powerhouse" to your voice.
