Monkeys Fist

read any one of your posts from the last two pages, they could have been lifted from any one of the hundreds of threads you have ruined over the last 6 years. They weren't though, they were posted by you, today. That's why it's moved to here

fuck off with making every thread about your need to right. or, just fuck off.

someone beat me to it

First Blood

Fucking groundhog day strikes again

Boy or a girl ?

Hmm, this post, you house hunting.… There's a little Gremlin on the way, isn't there?

Fyp. By " going out" of course, we mean schtupping them.

First one I had. Still the best.

Learn from the Master , Jonasjuice, learn. Dare you to tell whilst still nuts deep. ( if you do it whilst " a la chien" it will turn into Rodeo fuck )

I once chose the classic. Go round, shag the bejaysus out of her , then drop the bomb. Guaranteed to be final.

Cracking song.

That must have been tough for him ( and you) losing your mother. Did you live with your grandparents when you came back from evacuation, or did they let your Dad come home? My Great Granfather was in the Royal Artillery in WW1 as it happens. He was deaf as a post as a result.

Margaret Annderson- Happy Birthday http://www.toontastic.net/board/user/12122-margaretanderson/

If foreign peoples are coming to watch the Olympics, doesn't it make sense to have multi-lingual staff? Za Za

Do they pay it back in 5p pieces? ( taxi driver joke )

Là breith sona dhuibh

Wow. Was your old man away at war?

"Where'd you go for your holidays this year Parky?" " Leon's shithouse. "

Not that much. We are usually the last link in the chain. Wouldn't do any harm to have a contact mind

Wish I had mate. Would've been a relatively easy job rigging wise.

I've just had an email from another company asking if I can supply a three man team to put up banners on SJP next week. Be ringing them today for details, but if it's covering over those fuck ugly SD sign I'll be doing it, even if it's shit money.