Monkeys Fist

Dibsy taster.

Good to hear it mate! I'd have sacked myself numerous times by now if I worked for me.…

Genius I tell ya, genius.

Deported. How'd your chilli festival go btw, just to be random?

Definitely going to be sports direct. Pictured you saying that ala Dustin Hoffman in Rainman.

Ashley is known to suffer from Nomatophobia

No, but they whipped out a survey quicker than neutrinos. A survey.

End of thread.

(Tidied point 10)

Getting his Wombat mate a pint, daft twat.

Wombat walks into a bar Batman says " What'll it be?" Wombat says " Nowhere near, get to fuck"

Were you banned like Leazes, first I'd heard. What happened?

10 points to Mr. Bass.

Davide and conker , or something.

Fucking isn't Nor is it a hedgepig.

No.

10 points to the first to guess what beasty this is

i would also imagine from it's location it'll be rammed with fanny from the BT callcentre next to it. Bionic Gem, can you confirm it's minge rating?

It's not actually in Gosforth btw, it's on a business park beside Longbenton Estate. I've only been there to meet a client for coffee, buts it's a purpose built job if that helps any.

Love ya longtime, Pud (and Deaders) You still got the ones I gave you? Aye, me too,purely for research purposes of course

I've never committed criminal damage in my life, well once when I was young and daft but no one ever found out, but I'm telling you now. The sign on the wall beside the stairs on Barrack Road, St James' Park, if they put Sports Direct Arena there I will go down and pull it down and I will. Bet you don't. If you do I will pay your fine I'll youtube it. Wear this, Bruce will get the blame

Sums up the entire fiasco in 5 words Love the description of his walk to the ground mind

History Today with Professor Robert Shinton and Professor Chez Given. Professor Shinton: You see....Mike Ashley. Professor Given: I am aware of his work. Professor Shinton: You see ....his engorged man boobs and big double chin. That's you that is. That's your mum. :icon_lol:

go back to cleaning your windows man Will do Sweetcheeks is that you Do I get you hard, big boy?

You've got to be some kind of scumbag to either sell or buy memorial plaques as "scrap". Not to mention fucking desperate.