Monkeys Fist

Q:Whats the difference between Pulis and a dirty Paedo?

20/20? posh tart!

LOL.......got to admit tactically Pardew really impressed today. I've some humble pie to eat as I wasn't a fan when he first came but he's won me over. Pie free zone here.

The team should send Pulis a Christmas present

Good luck with that Shy bairns get nowt and all that... So, err, if she's busy like, fancy a Monkey Hump?

Poetry Sir, Poetry.

Also a year ago today since we put 5 past our extra-digited neighbours. Happy Anniversary.

Fucking Class.

3rd and unbeaten in the league. I'm going to ring Salma and ask if she fancies a bit rough. You never know!

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! X3

PELANTY!

Hoping he gets a second yellow 10 seconds before the final whistle. Keep the tit out of the team

Bastards. Dirty fucking anti-football cheating bastards

Is it kicking off in the crowd? Just said on radio there's bother.

Pulis looking old mind http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg683/scaled.php?server=683&filename=king3z.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=480

Reported. +1 I stopped I thunk Still a cunt. Loving bearing these twats mind.

Did the baps look good though JawD? Baps man, it's all about the baps!

Was it your "Thank YouMa'am" hand?

This was posted in July, might do the trick. http://www.28dayslater.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=62389

Thank God for private messaging on here though, eh AA? Nudge wink etc. This lass isn't from Washington by any chance is she? Initials LM, aka Mercy?

Its kind of got to be deserted as she's going to be quite skimply dressed... is it likely to be open on that day? Not sure she'll take her top off if there's other people around I know loads mate!! But you'll need me with you as a guide.

And I'm sure that's not the first rimshot Kevin's had.

What you wearing then Kevin?

I like her soft furnishings in this one.Very understated