Monkeys Fist

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Fill yer boots.

This is my first full weekend off in 14 weeks. Happy as a pig in shite.

Tits. Big wobbly ones.

So I hear

I said NOW, beeatch..... i don't want your excuses, I just want some substandard beef product

Big Mac and fries......now ,bitch.

Lefty dooder!

He'd keep telling you that you weren't as good as his last and you just dont take him to the same heights. And that you are too tight Whilst throwing bacon at you.

Nite all!

It could possibly be due to the fact that the NUFC fuckwitts did not notice that Tiote's re entry visa would expire whilst he was in the USA until it was too late. As a holder of a long term work permit he will be granted another re entry visa but has to apply from outside of the UK. Just another case of the NUFC administration being run by retards like Nick the Irrelevant Cunt What I was thinking tbh.

Halle Berry is black. And attractive. Victoria Beckham is none of the above.

You'll have to make do with sloppy seconds. We have an understanding. Seconds? I'd say at least 16ths.Remember the "Dam" rape fest boys trip he had recently. It'll be like a granny's gob.

I need some new shorts. Tip; always post in the nip.

BBC News; Light Aircraft crashes into 2 houses in Salford, Manchester. It's estimated to have caused thousands of pounds worth of improvements.

Can we appeal?

There's not really a bad view in the ground tbh. Which means we can all see you sneaking out when you're 3-1 down

Someone spell this out for me… is Tioté being refused a visa to re-enter the UK? If so, why?

I know this place is one the most relaxed boards around, but really, confusing Halle Berry with the Pig Faced Stick is unforgivable. Ban hammer. Its fully justified here.

Come sit in our end. You'll love it.

I wouldn't even touch it for the first ten minutes, i'd just sniff it.

Forgiven

Ah, BBC3..… cheers but.… nah.

Winner.