Monkeys Fist

I solly. Have another Natalie

Clicky

I've heard a whisper that we are getting a Chinese striker on a free… …We have signed Fu Kin Nee Won.

mnwmnwn!

I Wood

Deaders or Rapey?

Ker-splash!

I'd fucking shit through my nose if he came out with that.

A statement from the club confirming that the lettering on the East stand is only being removed temporarily for cleaning would be nice. Wouldn't believe the lying shitkickers like, but the pretence would be nice.

Someone needs to ask Pardew wtf is going on at his presser tomorrow. Any of you twitterers in touch with any journos?

Boom! mnwmnwn . . Natalie Boom!

Boom!

Bulls Knackers. 100%

There's only one man can save this thread…

We had an all important LB. But we sold him.

Do you think he'd come here? No daft smiley either. I'm serious.

I'm going to keep posting this until Deano goes away.

Various back up strikers ? Name them.

Not as much as when you don't spend it all. Eh?

A Kebab

Whats the interest on £35 million over 8 months ?