Monkeys Fist

The Second Cumming?

That to draw more attention to your personalised plates? Fixed

Wynntastic!

Evil Genius.

How many times did you click it before you worked that out though?

I saw a disabled man who had fell from his wheelchair lying in the road today. At first I was going to help him, but I just stepped over him instead. "How can you just walk away from me like that?" he shouted in disbelief. "My legs work!" I replied, and carried on jauntily.

(it's not playing for me though)

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=929435

Fuck off mincer. You're a man now , no?

Is it his birthday soon? If I'd known I might've been a bit nicer.

No.

Thank Ronald.

You hit the post button twice- Wanking while posting will do that.

There is very little chance that your life will turn out like mine. Very little.

Fucking hell, we get it!

Is it your birthday soon or something?

End it all now. Save yourself the grief.

Guilty!

* you're. Cunt.

Heard rumours about this guy, but it's proving difficult to pin the tales down to anything factual.

I've been known to have bog roll hanging out me boot.

Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan