Monkeys Fist

What sort of an arsehole goes out surfing in this situation. Hope your mam and your town end up alright. Fucking scary business when you're just sat in your house waiting for nature to kick the fuck out of you like. Aye, fingers crossed mate. Has it hit yet?

Caligula!!

Could be worse.... Vicious bitch

Christ, even Sinead O'Connor has sported a Kevin barnet.

If fuckers on here are calling me Littlewood, you're having Potter.

Tidied

Craig calling Wacky a Mackem ! That's fighting talk from …

I know why..... You are one of the lucky ones who got to see his brief appearance in the embarrassing pictures thread. Absolute ringer. A horrible death to you both.......... ...cernts

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries Well... OK. Saw your location as France and it's just a throw-away quote from Monty Python mate, no offence intended, just didn't travel too well Edit - thanks Ant ! Le Malcoln's got me down as being a bigger cnut than I already am !

Remember when Hughton was sacked,The interview after the Liverpool game? Remember the barely concealed contempt from Barton and Nolan in the post match interview? How odd that both have now gone. Writing was on the wall right there , with hindsight. Can't find a clip, but here's what was said Clicky

What will he do in the 5 minute gap between breakfast finishing and lunch starting? Time to squeeze a burger in I reckon.

Aye, be careful on here, there's some right backstabbers

An otterhound an introduction an warm welcome anyway

Wanking's just not cricket old chap

Agreed, it's an otterhound....ffs

Eye Eye, what's all this then?

Heres why she's touting her poonani on t'interweb Anyone seeing fat Lee Clark in a wig?

Likes it up the stinker too! What a woman.

Would the Pope approve?

I predict you are incorrect.