Monkeys Fist

She's female. No reason necessary. "Bloody Hell, not football again!" The fact most of my home viewing is on the pc is irrelevant.

Granted. Moobs out.

Now that is bad At least I'm watching the Spurs match like a proper bloke.. Mrs. Fist had a hissy , so no match tonight. And if you're a proper bloke, show us yer moobs.

Does that mean we'll all soon be shagging nymphs in the woods and stinking of goat? Oh goody

I was getting 404 server errors for about an hour at tea time.

Perfume - The Story of a Murderer is on BBC2 tonight at 11.20. Set your recorders , worth a watch. I loved the book, and didn't hold much hope of it translating to film, but it's not bad at all.

Just watched Beady Eye open Jools Later Live. … oh dear Liam.

Chance to perve over Kate Humble surely? What I was hoping for - some Ging farmer getting sweaty about his lambs instead. So I had a nice cup of cocoa and remembered when this was all fields, you know. They never come to see me.

When, flicking through the channels, you land on "Lambing Live" on BBC2 and don't immediately flick over again

Top Man Trophyshy. Is it possible his family were too shocked to do anything? I'm trained, need to be in my line of work, I know from past experience too that practise on a nice clean dummy is totally different to sticking the lips on some snot & spit covered victim. You should be proud of yourself mate

I was there a couple of weeks ago and it wasn't that good, and they were awful home and away before xmas....apart from when they twatted us obviously TN wasnt at the game on Saturday, he was on here telling everyone how being positive on the end of a broadband connection will transmit good vibes to the team.....man Kicked himself off didn't he? Noel's Cosmic Ordering app is what Nutz needs, get the orders in to the Cosmic Kitchen.

83 guests viewing at the minute- what have we done???

Rinky Dinks for me. Lucky to have both a great local Chinese and Indian next door to each other. The local pizza palace is rank. Several decent chippies locally too. Takeaways are a rare treat now though.

Insidious apicide on our doorstep. See what your vote did CT?? Hello?

It's not the amount that's being cut which is the killer IMO, it's where those cuts are which is affecting Joe Public the most. Eg, I must make a cut of £1 million from my council budget. I can sack 2 managers earning £500,000 each, or 55 workers on £18,000 each. For the same financial saving I can screw up 2 family's lives or 55. Since it's the £500,000 managers deciding where the cuts are made, no prizes for guessing who gets shafted. Over simplified, perhaps, but that's it in a nutshell.

I fucking LOVE being bipolar, it's horrible.

Get yourself a new one man. £10.99 on ey-eybay

Kate's crusty pie , is it Game?

This. Also think his cernt tendencies could be kept in check by Nolan, Barton et al.

Schtum - keep it. You have been warned Agent W.

Way to shatter my dreams Rob.

Beans. Get em spilt ! At the beginning of Anchorman when they're all at the pool party, they introduce themselves. Brian Fantana's spiel went like this: "People call me the Bri-man. I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Dr Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang." Ahh! Alles klar. Spilt beans indeed.

Day after his biggest critic flounces off, Jonas nets a beauty. Love it