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These should cheer you up mate

Take it to the Sunshine Fanny thread. That's the Bastard!! Searched for Tit Friday and thought "Fuck it, Belta Minge" I gather from your slapped arse response that there's nee tittage on display in NI today , Ewerk?

Just been asked to put a proposal in to change the lightbulbs on the High Level Bridge. Sitting on the terrace at The Bridge right now, working out how to do it best I lurve my job

Can I just say, I'm counting today as the first Tit Wednesday of 2011. Been in Jesmond and in Town right now; cheb-a-leb-a-ding-dong!!

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I was thinking that as well. PaulR9 is him, he's been on heatonlass95's profile this morning as well, am in the wrong profession I reckon. You're like the Continental Op you like. He's here, He's there, He's every feckin where Paully Wynn, Paully Wynn They're quite nice actually. Knew you'd like them

Epic Wrong thread though? Edit: where'd it go? Dammit

The Shatner is 80 today. 80!!! Time for the Shatnotron

Lego

You look a bit Arabic there mind.

Mystery solved, he's moved to the US of A http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/i-would-like...ke-more-friends

Did anyone really notice or care about the Muslim population of the UK until the gulf war/July the Seventh? I can only remember a few people saying things like why can't the West Indian immigrants be more like the Asians as the former were seen as more of a problem. I guess that';s now reversed which is obviously a shame but I think you let the terrorism issue cloud your opinion. You're old enough to remember how much distrust and dislike there was for the Irish in the IRA days in the 70s especially but you must realise that's pretty much gone now. Of course being anti-religion I don't like some of the pandering as you call it but feel the same way about christian pandering - in fact its now hard to see who followed who on that one as you can't really blame people for saying "well they get special treatment so why shouldn't we". The solution is to stop special treatment for everyone. I also think you're completely wrong about people being afraid to speak up - the Mail (I know, sorry) might tell you you can't say anything but the truth is it's perfectly possible to speak out. There's too many people who only say they can't because they're trying to make people think they can't when they can. its been growing for a long time before july 7th and the Gulf War !!! and still growing, faster and faster. People are afraid to speak up, and the "law" isn't helping....where is that thread on that Dutch bloke and the yank who were refused entry into the UK to voice their opinions on Islam ? I know you said you personally thought they should be allowed their freedom of speech [correct of course] but the point is the authorities denied it to them for fear of offending Islam. Doesn't that tell you something ? Tells me you're a frightened old man, peering at the world over the top of your tabloid, believing every piece of crap they throw at you. Give me one example where you've personally been affected by a real life Muslim. If he does this I will buy you a Spiderman toy! fuck it, I'll be an alibi for your next court case Guess who this reminds me of???

Modern Blues, Lenny Henry's arse and an elephant getting the snip… Have another beer, can't wait to see what's next

Hannibal Lecter that ,man.

Does your hand still get worried Tom?

Comic relief? *shudders*

You back on the Belgian beer Chez?

Thanks for that delightful mental image. Dawn French tossing salad. Cox btw

Third one is okay though. btw, if no-one else votes, the Arthur Dollar option will remain at Fiddy (per)Cent

Anyone ever had a jizzache? Few years ago, right at the point of freeing the tadpoles, I'd get an excruciating headache, like being stabbed at the back of my neck. Lasted a few minutes. They were utterly unpredictable, I could hit the vinegars one night and be crippled , next night - bombs away, thanks Mrs. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. This went on for about a year , then cleared up. Bizarre.

Should have expected that, you've got form. Top punnery Sir

Free as a bird

Note to proofreader- " Sie Sind Gefeuhrerert"

Hitler was an atheist. Just goes to prove, religion is good. Gott in Himmel!!