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Leazes is Ramses II re-incarnated. But a bit thicker.

She has decreed, it will be.

Piss.

Look at the damage it did to the Titanic. Bad shit.

http://m.soundcloud.com/jackstanleywp/imag...on-vs-van-halen Truly bizarre - Original "Jump" vocals over original "Imagine" backing track.

Cheery fucker. Back on the pies or summat? I was thinking that when I read it. Cheerful fucker eh Still on my way up me like, it's just getting steeper thats all Aye, I'm 43 in summer, while it's inevitable that there are more creaks and groans than at 20, it's just needs a tad more oil.

Imagine what he'll be like when he has sex! *ie, not against his will, and with a woman*

Coming soon, Greggs- The Opera.

If you genuinely thought that, you're as bat shit crazy as he is.

Failing that, Fosters is nice

Chalk and cheese.

It's not as good as LA Confidential, but worth a watch.

Ah well, I wouldn't bother with the tinned beans, but that's just me.

Cheery fucker. Back on the pies or summat?

isn't there ? I can think of a few, who have actually said they "back him"....he's in his 4th year of owning the club man, they should have him sussed by now. I think the club was on the right track. Until he sacked Hughton and sold Carroll, fucking off fans and squad in two masterstrokes. Fixed

Where do you live? Worth trying Grainger Market if it's convenient. You'll get fresh broad beans and baby turnips.

Excellent. You seen The Black Dahlia?

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Sign of a real chef that man! *Fish mightn't agree*

Gemmill's twin- Duff. Wasn't that Matty Pattinson of a Viking hue as too?

I can't see why you shouldn't be able to use a regular turnip- however, even if you cut it into bite size bits, it'll still need longer cooking time than a baby one. Alternatively, substitute it with something like parsnip, or if you want to be a trendy fucker, squash. As far as cooking , it seems to be split into clear stages The blanching of the veg- the iced water is to stop them cooking further at this stage. The cooking of the lamb- pretty straightforward. Deglazing the pan, and creating the sauce. Make sure the pan is well hot before you pour on the wine.If you reduce it too much, add water to bring it back to volume. Finally, caramelising the veg. Hope it works mate.

That looks really nice. Where are you thinking you'll struggle?

This thread has confirmed for me that Leazes should get the same treatment as Deadman and , briefly, Paul Wynn. The crazy old bastard has clearly crossed the line from sanity to smearing himself in his own shit. Pity gents, pity. It's the hippy,lefty dooder way to treat him.

Kevin fails the Gay test spectacularly!