Monkeys Fist

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FECKING BASTARDING PATTERNED WALLPAPERS! WHICH TWAT CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA! ON A TWATTING ARSEHOLE CHIMNEY BREAST… AAAARGH!!!!

It's like a gut punch when it comes out of the blue. My sympathies mate.

Feet.

I can see my neighbours garden.

I can totally picture Fish calling someone a rapscallion.

She reminds me of those mackems camping out in the other thread.

Nee Cheryl? Pah!

Not even remotely attractive. Mind, it is a strong argument for 3D tv.

How does she stand up?

By the looks of things, I'm getting a picture, a bloody big one to cover it. At least it wasn't Cock and Drops.

What, you mean you don't? I wear a wig. It's the Final Countdooooowwnn!

She's even less happy this morning, the faint outline of said C&B can be made out, looming above the dining table. Another coat should get it

What, you mean you don't?

Rob's seething his thread has turned in the "Fish got bummed" thread. 6 points to everyone.

I am cacking my ample pants. Will it be the Gay Death? No violence, just have my taste in clothing criticised until I die of shame.

So, before you went on holiday with the new guy, did you meet up first for a drink and that to see how you'd get on? You know, a date.

Fish is clearly in need of this. Lotion, ffs

Here it is, Lennon clearly ducks ,causing the poor fan to fall over and recieve a nasty grass burn. What a cernt

In Engrish prease

When he asked you for a "lotion" ,what did you say?

Clearly flings himself at the foot much like this tit shoving his neck at Shearer's elbow

Tea breaks m'boy

Fuck it. Down tools.

It bores the fuck out of me. Mrs. Fist wasn't amused by my painting a huge cock and balls on the wall either. Latex gloves are the bomb.