Monkeys Fist

Just returned from mother-in-law's Sunday lunch. Honey roast gammon joint.

Fucking hell man Fish

"Celebrity Public Executions- Grand Finalé , Lenny Henry on the gallows". I'd pay

They had/have Balti pies at the moment. I think half time brothels would be a cracking idea. "Shag when you're winning"

Balti pies

SoopaMoon innit.

On Sky news, the footage of the blast is dire. One minute the reactor is there, then it's Cillit - Bang and it's gone.

It gets worse- 40 minutes ago one of their nuclear plants blew up! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12720219 This is fucking grim. It's 150 miles from Tokyo, it's also on the right on the coast, the knock on effects to the fishing industry will be huge. Nee luck with nuclear shit like , Japan

Or.…

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/programmes/schedules That's my evening sorted

How many Poppies was it he burnt? Let's say 10? British Legion is £10 richer Win

Nice one Gloom. Advice- ignore all advice. You're right, just make it up as you go.

I have no plans to

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12709598 The footage on the BBC is horrific. The speed and force of the wave is just mind boggling. You can see vehicles desperately trying to outrun it, absolutely horrific. Heard that the wave is higher than some Pacific Islands. They're knackered ,then.

Me likey

In bed, Mrs. Fist has decided she wants to watch Date Night, now … I have two options, watch it, or rape. Advice?

Paul Kitson. Za za. That's the bastard! Cheers Kitman

how do you think? Za za! What is zaza? Cracks me up whenever I see it, but if it's a reference to something, I don't get it. A story about an ex-player, forget who now, who was a bit of a sarcy fecker. He'd come out with something, then pause, and add "zaza" at the end. I'll see if I can find the link as it explains it much better than I can. Za za

Found it! Sophie? You cernt btw Dr. Ken

it cant cost that much? thought they where about 300 quid? Quite a range. I was taking the piss Kenneth For a change You & kev have been whooshed Fisty. 'Quite a range' is an old-skool toontastic in-joke from a gold thread on the old board. Well boil my bollocks! Give us a clue then? What's the thread?

Aye, good work there CT. I'm just about to knock up a Pepperoni one now for Mrs. F and me. Nom nom

Killer question from the Baby Faced Assassin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do4yRf71oZM...ta_player"" target="_blank">

Fag dottles in Monsignor's lap.

McNamee came from Celtic I think. He started at Celtic and went to Hibs where we got him from in 1966.....Ferguson was playing for St Johnstone and Dunfermline around then so he very likely did play against each other....whether either were scared of each other I think it would be difficult to say.... Alex Ferguson, in his book, says that McNamee was built like a man-mountain and after one scuffle/disagreement they had, he sneaked out of the ground because he thought McNamee was waiting for him. This is when he played for Rangers, or Dunfermline as PaddockLad says, I think McNamee was playing for Hibs at that time. Anyway, this is the book, which is very good, one of the best. he mentions him here http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle5026752.ece