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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Woman+ 1 cat = Alarm Bells. Tread carefully Woman+ Multiple cats = Code Red. Run awaaaay!
  2. I was also going to post Kluivert, but I remember at the time being warned by a mate who lives in Barcelona what a lazy,stroppy bastard he was, so I wasn't really that shocked when it turned out that way. So, Dogleash it is. Given what he took over, and what could have been.
  3. I had one a couple of years ago. Nowt like Toonmarshy, but the worst 24hrs of my life. The pain is indescribable. Yes, I blubbed. I can totally relate to the poor bastard's O.P. on smb, but posting on here is the last thing I'd be doing if I thought one was on it's way. You fuckers are even more merciless than they are.
  4. Slippery character this Curtains fellow mind Leazes- I'm here if you need me. Brothers in Arms and that
  5. You being here yet? Would love t do something like that. Maybe when I'm older and the Bairns are doing their own thing and the lottery comes in. But seeing far off country's on some lovely (posh) old train sounds like heaven. *countries You do know I do it on porpoise don't you. You trying to say I've being whooshed
  6. You being here yet? Would love t do something like that. Maybe when I'm older and the Bairns are doing their own thing and the lottery comes in. But seeing far off country's on some lovely (posh) old train sounds like heaven. *countries
  7. Four what CT? Not touching a dipper outside of the box?
  8. Seems Osama liked a bit of homegrown. ..…the filthy drug addict. We should send him back home in a bodybag. (am I doing this right Leazes, still a bit new to me)
  9. Look carefully. Btw,anyone ever being to one of these?
  10. Your guests bring strap-ons? Filth!
  11. She must wear earplugs then when she performs, which would explain a lot.
  12. The last item confirms it tbh
  13. Took my ballot paper out for a meal and pamper day. Seems I can't vote now
  14. Mugs and arseholes, the whole damned lefty lot of em. Don't worry, with me at your side we can only go one way old buddy.
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