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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Woman+ 1 cat = Alarm Bells. Tread carefully Woman+ Multiple cats = Code Red. Run awaaaay!
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I was also going to post Kluivert, but I remember at the time being warned by a mate who lives in Barcelona what a lazy,stroppy bastard he was, so I wasn't really that shocked when it turned out that way. So, Dogleash it is. Given what he took over, and what could have been.
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Lad asks for help while trying to pass a kidney stone on the SMB
Monkeys Fist replied to Lazarus's topic in General Chat
I had one a couple of years ago. Nowt like Toonmarshy, but the worst 24hrs of my life. The pain is indescribable. Yes, I blubbed. I can totally relate to the poor bastard's O.P. on smb, but posting on here is the last thing I'd be doing if I thought one was on it's way. You fuckers are even more merciless than they are. -
Who are the 5 people you would most like to meet
Monkeys Fist replied to LeazesMag's topic in General Chat
Nowt wrong with that Mr. Hips. -
Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Slippery character this Curtains fellow mind Leazes- I'm here if you need me. Brothers in Arms and that -
Osama's last words
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You being here yet? Would love t do something like that. Maybe when I'm older and the Bairns are doing their own thing and the lottery comes in. But seeing far off country's on some lovely (posh) old train sounds like heaven. *countries You do know I do it on porpoise don't you. You trying to say I've being whooshed
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Tom or wor Mu'ammar?
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Should Britain introduce AV, or stick with FPTP?
Monkeys Fist replied to Irrelevant Nick KP's topic in General Chat
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Who, me, on drugs? Nah
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You being here yet? Would love t do something like that. Maybe when I'm older and the Bairns are doing their own thing and the lottery comes in. But seeing far off country's on some lovely (posh) old train sounds like heaven. *countries
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Four what CT? Not touching a dipper outside of the box?
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Seems Osama liked a bit of homegrown. ..…the filthy drug addict. We should send him back home in a bodybag. (am I doing this right Leazes, still a bit new to me)
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Look carefully. Btw,anyone ever being to one of these?
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Your guests bring strap-ons? Filth!
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She must wear earplugs then when she performs, which would explain a lot.
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You being here yet?
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The last item confirms it tbh
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Should Britain introduce AV, or stick with FPTP?
Monkeys Fist replied to Irrelevant Nick KP's topic in General Chat
Took my ballot paper out for a meal and pamper day. Seems I can't vote now -
Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Mugs and arseholes, the whole damned lefty lot of em. Don't worry, with me at your side we can only go one way old buddy. -
Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Shh