Monkeys Fist

Kevin fails the Gay test spectacularly!

about 3 minutes- and it shows

A quiet summer Sunday in Leazes' back garden........

It was indeed. Some amazing footage (most of it already seen on youtube but looks better on the telly). Apparently what made the tsunami worse was entire section of the East coast actually dropped down a metre after the quake. That town that was destroyed had adequate sea defences (as historically tsunamis frequently hit there), but because the height of the wall effectively dropped relative to the sea, its defences were inadequate. Also, in some places the water level rose FIFTY feet as it was funelled through streets, which is why cars and boats were left on top of appartment blocks. The footage of the liquifaction was also terrifying. Most scary though is what will happen to Tokyo if they get a direct hit from a tsunami (apparently this is much more likely now). I wasn't aware large parts of it are only 2 metres above sea level. The carnage would be unimaginable. That was amazing- the guy,american tourist iirc, seemed remarkably calm given the fact large cracks were appearing beneath his feet. I'd have been running through the streets yelling " Head for the hills!!"

It was indeed.

Have a good un JawD mate.

High Plains Drifter , just about to start on Channel 5.

Wanna try that in English , baiii?

Oh, have you been drinking Kevin? Surprised you hadn't mentioned it before

Get one of those UV marker pens and write "I have crabs" or some other unsavoury tag on every one of her "going out" tops before this weekend.

How many syllables?

The book is an absolute cracking read too, the climbers wrote a chapter each giving their own perspective on the situation, one of my favorite books without pictures. I was wondering if the book would be worth a look actually. Might see if I can find a free copy for the Kindle. Watched 127 Hours today too. That was pretty mental as well. Really good watch. The book is excellent. Joe Simpson is a fucking Jonah when it comes to climbing mind- previous to the Andes trip, his climbing exploits read like a catalogue of fuck ups.

Boro?

I blame Habib Beye. Bloody Muslims, coming over here, openly defending and shit. It's all going to hell in a handcart and NOBODY CAN SEE IT BUT LEAZES!!!!

Titchmarsh, your country needs you! Wacky and CT will be Allotment Grüppenfuhrers.

The planets relationship with the sun is changing and the magnetic fields and solar winds are affecting the planet. In turn this is affecting the tech plates and also arousing volcanic activity. Divorce- it's the satellites that will suffer most.

Knickers? she's from liverpool remember?

All joking aside Gemmill, it must be a right ball ache zaz..... nah

Sorry to hear that TR

Great isn't it? Tbf, when we work the extra hour in October we don't get paid for that one. How is Miss Hips doing? Is she still working at our place? Yeah, she's still there and doing fine. She's off to Newcastle Polly (I think it's there) tonight for some sort of open evening for different types of nursing as she feels like a change. Hope all is well with you. J looks fine in your pics and is shooting up. Great stuff . I find the casual acceptance of drug abuse in ever younger children disturbing

Put his pic in "Age my face" app He can always grow spuds if the football doesn't work out…