Monkeys Fist

"I'll give you a million pounds if Newcastle don't sign a striker"

Aye If presented with financial security for life, who on here would knock it back? You been at my webcam?

Nailed. Absolutely nailed. I bear no ill feeling to Carroll at all. He did what any of us would have done, if offered financial security for life. Llaurel and Lardy though…

I still believe the decision to sell was made weeks ago, a deal with Spurs all but signed then Liverpool came in and started waving their dole money about which couldnt be ignored. The whole "injury" and swedish specialist crap stank to high heaven. Easy to say with hindsight, but still.

http://www.teamtalk.com/premier-league/665...fair-play-rules

Shame, but NUST. Must be gutting to the likes of Pud, Tom_Nufc etc who actively participated in it's setting up.

Now is not the time to be reasoned and sensible Robert. Now is the time to burn lard effigies and send shit parcels.

Tidied

Call me a cynic, but Fat Cunt we simply use it as an excuse to invest even less in the team. (how do you invest less than fuck all , btw?)

Aye. Bollocks. Mind, if Pardew had any principles… … but that is the last thing we need right now (Kinnear)..

Whooa! Got myself in a bit of a flap there. Err

I felt a right tit posting it.

He's been called up for Nigeria! Got an email ? "Hello dear friend…" 2.1M in the bank account if you help me.

He's been called up for Nigeria! Got an email ? "Hello dear friend…"

Every bottom needs a top This thread has it's knockers though

DEADMAN lurking. Stand by ground crew, incoming!

Aye, back at Deportivo isn't he? We could put in an eleventh bid of £10 million or so for him.

Still a load of shite imo. Is it? I'd love to know the absolute truth in all of this. Tell me one thing they could have said to Carroll to convince him to go? "You've got Mrs. Nolan pregnant"

Forgive my toughguymickness, but is this it?

Here Puddy Pud, here Puddy Pud.

On .cock. " Ey Ey Lads, Calm Down " derek@aspersviplounge.cock

Anyone in possession of the juicies who doesn't PM me is a right Cynthia! Please?

Carroll sold, nee fucker likely to replace him. What's that you say? Show us some Belta Minge? Oh, ok then

Selling Carroll isn't fucking armageddon, he had a good season and a half and that's it Almandageddon then?