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  1. Monkeys Fist
    Ungrateful Twat. Say you want to see something new, I oblige, and suddenly you're a fashionista? You know Toughguy, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?
  2. Monkeys Fist
    I know i've seen it loads of times. Thats why I started the thread. I want to see something new. These do you? Still in the box man!
  3. Monkeys Fist
    I know, what next? Veggie burgers?
  4. Monkeys Fist
    Do I amuse you Toughguy?
  5. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, from London.
  6. Monkeys Fist
    Fuck me, you're dense.… in a gangster documentary way.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Too many stones I'm guessing.
  8. Monkeys Fist
    Empty your inbox time Fish?
  9. Monkeys Fist
    Bit creepy that like CT. Stalkerish.
  10. Monkeys Fist
    The whole point of it was that the fucking incompetent tools made a statue of a bloke , respected equally by NUFC and safc, look like a fucking paedo! Jeez Louise!
  11. Monkeys Fist
    Its not the man were taking the piss out of. It the dire statue. Oh I know that but lets face it, it didnt really need to go the peado route (as funny as it has been). And you know a few of the more delicate flowers on here wold be going barmy if roles were reversed. Just saying like. Why don't you start a thread and see how it goes?
  12. Monkeys Fist
    His stumps must've been a blur when he ran- 10 strides a second them midget pegs. Just read the link, I hope that's not the replacement statue !
  13. Monkeys Fist
    Emotional hedging, I know guys who do that. I just avoid betting on spurs like the plague. I was in the bricklayers after the five one and some guy had the correct score and first scorer. He was buying drinks like they were going out of fashion. *Danny B* God knows how much he must have one. Just doing what you asked mate
  14. Monkeys Fist
    You are fucking kidding me HF? Is that supposed to be SBR? Where the hell is that monstrosity? Looks like a bouffant Ernie Wise ffs
  15. Monkeys Fist
    Where to start?
  16. Monkeys Fist
    We'd have to have a paedoesque statue of him first.
  17. Monkeys Fist
    Just weighed myself today. 14st 1lb. Skinny for me.
  18. Monkeys Fist
    Some aussie sent it to me on youtube. And you claim to be a comedy writer?
  19. Monkeys Fist
    hes scouse man, the social would spot him straight away in a KFC
  20. Monkeys Fist
    How the fuck do you blow £5.5 million on Fosters and Greggs steak bakes?
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Did you get this from a staff memo - "How to deal with non-standard menu requests"?
  22. Monkeys Fist
    The voice of Truth has spoken. As it goes, I agree with Alex. Keep Forster and Krul. Let them scrap over No.1.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    Is that a winky wank? Left handed is known as a "stranger" n'est pas?
  24. Monkeys Fist
    That's a far more useful thing than being a 'hardman'. I can usually spot bother a mile off, and avoid getting caught up in it. Also has a lot to do with where you go out. I go down the Ouseburn and places with a similar vibe. Very few knobs there, so little if any trouble.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    Never lost yet Oddly, my right arm is significantly bigger than my left. Hmmmm
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