Monkeys Fist

I noticed his rough Mrs and her Del Boy coat The poodle between Pimp Daddy and Chemical Dekka? Same boiler?

Funny thing is, I do know what he looks like. PMs of facebook profile pics are great

Followed through on a fart I reckon

If any Geordie walks into Maccy Ds on Kevin's shift in the next month or so, his arse is going to go bang!

Wasn't it Gravesen that did Bernard? Horrible cernt

Classy! (Good job she takes after her mam, mind).

Shame I can see your IP address, eh? Besides you're evidently a Mackem and a pathetic one at that so it suits you down to the ground I am Jack. I see you are still having no luck catching me. FYP

Kevin backpeddling like fuck in case I go all "Leazes" on him. Worth bearing in mind though Kev, I know where you work, when you work there, and what you look like. Pwopa

My daughter is 3 years old. Shall I squeal on about you being a paedophile? Piss poor comeback that Kevin. Must do better.

To be fair to Dekka, if that was parked next to me I'd take my glasses off too.

Is it as effective as Clearasil?

Stoke-ing fires of Rivalry? Stokoe-ing, more like. As Loyalmagpie's been outed as Unclean, time for a name change I'd say. Any ideas? "Sex with my sister" "Queerside Jack" We have a winner.... done! love the new name especially since i've already stated i'm not from wearside and don't even live in the north east so nice one How can we believe you, it could be another hoax.

Bad Board Daddy! *cough, avatar, cough*

Stoke-ing fires of Rivalry? Stokoe-ing, more like. As Loyalmagpie's been outed as Unclean, time for a name change I'd say. Any ideas? "Sex with my sister" "Queerside Jack"

I will NEVER tire of watching Tiote's goal.

GAAAAAAAARNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YA MACKEM CUNT Fuckin Sunderland they're like that film the birds peckin cunts eyes oot when there's blood to be had. IF YEEZ WENT DOON THE THE BEEZER HOMES LEAGUE WE WOULDNT CARE. magic toon Fuck off Ashley you're still a cunt who could easy spend more time in the gym with your money, you disgrace, Pardew you're still a mug. BARTON - THE KING. Loyal Magpie has gone really quiet.

Bitchy bitch! Catfight on the way!

pmsl I have to think of stimulating coherent conversation later on as well pmsl, stimulating I should manage - coherent, who fuckin cares :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: I dont feel bad leaving no fuckin regrets. I'd never go again if I thought we could do that when am not there I love them that much. Oh aye? What's her name and are they bigger than a standard British handfull?

You'll have to wait for her stitches to heal from my last go on her. Smashed it, so I did.

Plenty of pints in the 2nd half eh, Stevie?

Last time I looked it was 4-0 at half time. Drove home from graft, checked here and… … fuck me gently!! MOTD is on tonight. Pardew still a Twat mind

YEAH WTF LOL1lol!!.. wait, you don't hink this guys a mackem do you... Shouldn't you be off racially abusing your players' mums? no, probably not seeing as that doesn't happen Oh Really? Is that the case? wow! three stories and no quotes of what the one person actually said Loyal Magpie reeks of blue pop and cheesy chips with scraps. Do you reckon? I managed to find one occurence of his email address elsewhere, its on a top 5 greatest players of all time thread..... 1. kevin phillips 2. kenwyne jones 3. Niall Quinn 4. Charley Hurley 5. Brian Clough I shit ye not Publish and be damned Pud!

YEAH WTF LOL1lol!!.. wait, you don't hink this guys a mackem do you... Shouldn't you be off racially abusing your players' mums? no, probably not seeing as that doesn't happen Oh Really? Is that the case? wow! three stories and no quotes of what the one person actually said Loyal Magpie reeks of blue pop and cheesy chips with scraps. its not my fault, that's what your lasse's minge tastes like Pennywell comeback that. Niiiiice

and thats you being optimistic Someone needs to start posting in te Belta Minge thread before all the those from the match get back. Give them something to cheer up. Done

YEAH WTF LOL1lol!!.. wait, you don't hink this guys a mackem do you... Shouldn't you be off racially abusing your players' mums? no, probably not seeing as that doesn't happen Oh Really? Is that the case? wow! three stories and no quotes of what the one person actually said Loyal Magpie reeks of blue pop and cheesy chips with scraps.