Monkeys Fist

Bad taste thread mate. Oh, go on then.… You know you're too much of a paedophile when your first response when seeing a baby scan is: " I would "

Billy now praying like fuck for Jol!

Wouldn't need to- they'd tear each other to bits trying to get at the kids.

You're missing one last thing Kevin Vital

Btw Billy Maradona! :icon_lol: Sorry mate, but that would be a hoot.

He's adding slowly to a Hurst type mansion complex set in the hills far away from the madenning crowds. He'll be able to widen the doors to get his MASSIVE FUCKING HEAD in now. How nice for him.

Bad taste thread mate. Spacker joke.

What do you call a man with no arms, legs or body? Ed

Heard she likes it in the stink.

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony

Travolta, Hollywood, the academy, MGM, Paramount, Fox...... Scientologists might raise an eyebrow or several.

Inflatable roofs similar to this exist on a smaller scale in the UK. There's an office block near the Telegraph has one.

Casa Ewood doesnt sound right

Chewing gum sellers in Blackburn weep and wail :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

QFT

For all your various wine colours, look no further.

Eww gawd, you're very odd. If he thought it would break his duck, Kevin would bag Susan Boyle.

I will happily bow to your superior drugs knowledge. Man

Aye, the Youngs of today eh? Don't know there birthed

I used to have youthful trouser rumblings over the blonde Abba bird. Crazy bint married her stalker didn't she?

Budget Frosties straight out the box for munchies- classy

Shouldn't there be a full stop between dick head and full stop?

I thought exactly the same while I was at that match. My mate was banging the roof for a corner and rather than booming around the stand as it normally does, it was like hitting brick. I marvelled at modern engineering that the roof can hold that weight without any pillars....then I started to get paranoid about exactly what weight it can hold and started chewing my elbow. That is a feat more incredible than any engineered roof