Monkeys Fist

Last erection he'll be getting tbh.

Chilavert?

Who is the only player to score a hat-trick in the Premiership, Championship, League 1, League 2, (or the divisions under their previous names), the League Cup, the FA Cup and for his country? And he's shite.

The O'Neill twins?

Martin O'Neill?

Brooking Bah! Too easy.

What's worse than finding a pube in your soup? The Holocaust.

Fill in the missing gap: 1979: Sunderland 1980: ??? 1981: Villa

Well, he is a bellend though, isn't he. I'd ask what he's said, but I doubt it's worthwhile And welches his bets. Booo

what's your problem with that ? Are you Martin's bum chum btw ? Cringes.

Is the FA trophy one because it includes teams from England and Wales?

Damn, Scumderland played and won! Fucking cunts! They're a bunch of divers; Scumderland divers! That Ferdinand didn't even get touched, but he went down like he'd been shot. *coughs* Knigs sized bed *coughs* *coughs* I was drunk *coughs* oh and *cough* I will rape you with a cheese grater while you struggle against your barbed wire bonds in a vinegar shower *cough* You can rape me with a cheese grater, but you'll still be on an airbed Christmas Eve. Genuinely been looking at hotel prices... Ouch! Your welcome to my sofa mate,so long as you wash the cheese grater afterwards.

The manager wasn't Cox was it?

Shola Amoeba David Batty Glen Roedeer

2) Phillipe Al Bear. Do I win a pen? Only joshing, I love this kind of stuff. No idea about the ripper answer- total guess… Joe Harvey.

Damn, Scumderland played and won! Fucking cunts! They're a bunch of divers; Scumderland divers! That Ferdinand didn't even get touched, but he went down like he'd been shot. *coughs* Knigs sized bed *coughs* *coughs* I was drunk *coughs* oh and *cough* I will rape you with a cheese grater while you struggle against your barbed wire bonds in a vinegar shower *cough* You can rape me with a cheese grater, but you'll still be on an airbed Christmas Eve.

Damn, Scumderland played and won! Fucking cunts! They're a bunch of divers; Scumderland divers! That Ferdinand didn't even get touched, but he went down like he'd been shot. *coughs* Knigs sized bed *coughs*

Apparently Harvey Price won't reveal his favourite bit of Blue Peter. Picky black spastic.

Ouch.

Bummer. Black eye Friday?

Ronettes-Sleigh Ride I can't see your first two Trophyshy, so apologies if this is one of them.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=806312 Welched the bet.

"I Am So Happy To Finally Be Back Home" indeed. 1:25 Leazes points at the Muslim hordes over running Perfidious Albion. Aiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

That makes me laugh like a bastard every time. Is it me or is he also the Kurgan in Highlander?