Monkeys Fist

Fucking hell he needs banning just for that tbh Spot on.

Rab's on the wagon these days man. Keep up

Sorry like, but some of that paragraph... fnarr fnarr. Gack Gack And what do you mean some?

Fucking Hell man, she's about 12.

Isn't Selena Gomez the Mexican bint in the World Cup Blart thread? I would, if that makes me a Glitter, sign me up to the Register!!

If you're on Paisley Road, try the Old Toll Bar. proper bar. 2 minutes from the Grapes

She's let her pit hair go a bit here mind

Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley! Mole? What mole, I see no mole.

When you look at how ugly the people in the 80s were I'd agree. I bet she had a fuckin proper hairy minge though. Better than who Dennis ended up shaggin in Ally Frasers villa though. She had teeth like Borussia Dortmunds strip when they won the Champions League. She's German= triple muff. 1 on the chuff and 2 under her arms.

I don't think he'll be shopping for bizarrely named chairs like, you should be safe.

Brigitte Kahn was the actress that played Dagmar , Stevie. Proper milf

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The player who grabbed my imagination as a wee lad, seemed to me like a God, was Supermac. I'll never forget walking down Grey St. one day when I was 6, same year we got to the final, and saw Supermac walking up the hill towards us. My old man said "Alright Mac" He replied "Alright mate" and I was rooted to the spot- my Dad was mates with Supermac-Bloody Hell !!! Has to be said, awesome striker too.

Kevin, You're the only one who repeatedly mentions child porn on this board. Do you need to talk to Esther? 0800 1111

Proper brain food that

The tits have it- come on Paraguay !!

Fuck me- released from Durham on Friday, had a gun by today. Staggering.

Don't know but I reckon he went for the job since his mam's legs are usually in a similar position to the M in the logo. Well M is for missionary It's usually a W, she likes it up the stinkhole.

Tea tonight. Salmon fillet( cut into pieces) King prawns Mussels. Garlic 2-3 cloves Butter Dry White wine Fresh basil Put all of the above on a baking tray, double lined with foil ( enough to make a roomy foil envelope type thingy). Bake in a medium- hot oven,I usually go gas 7, for about 8-9 minutes. Open it up, check for any closed mussels, then chuck in the torn Basil and reseal it for a minute or two. Having it with steamed Broccolli, new potato and crusty bread.

Slapped by the hand of Gott

Stretching the definition there to the limit.

What's annoying is than an infinitesimally small portion of my license fee is paying for the annoying ponce to have a months holiday over there.

Boooo!