Monkeys Fist

Try some Mount Gay.

Uraguayans kicking off at the whistle.

Squeaky bum time!

Edit; Robben you ponce!

I think Spain will do the Germans. How? 3-1 to the Erics I reckon.

No doubt about that. Dutch/German final , meaty.

Tyldsley you cunt. Offside my arse.

FoK

No need.You're doing a grand job yourself

Back peddling furiously.

I'd personally go for a real vagina but, each to their own

Like a fleshlight but doesn't need batteries. a fleshlight needs batteries ? Dicky

Tooth rattler

Like a fleshlight but doesn't need batteries.

Along with his starfish. He's promised that to me. I have spies everywhere so he'd best not renege on the deal or there'll be Raoul on. He told me he was going to this festival to expand the circle of his friends!! You're too good for him Meenz, get rid.

What a beauty goal- nice one Dutchlanders!!

The words you're looking for are " Filthy old lechers" Proud of it.

Along with his starfish.

Bloke on the right having a crafty one. " Just checking me change Love!"

Given the chance though, you would kick her back door in.

Congrats! And to pass your induction, all you have to do is enjoy one night of pleasure with Louise: The icon in the bottom right of that obscures the best part of the photo. Its not a camel's toe, its a moose's knuckle. I bet her fanny looks like the monster that eats Boba Fett. Bit harsh On the monster.

Just announce a junior doctor is banging his ex. Job done.

I wonder if that appearance clause is still in effect? Wasn't that why we stopped playing him? His form had suffered too IIRC, but the only way you regain form is to play EDIT: and he's got to be better than Ameobi Kevin can score more than Wor Foluwashola, and he's a cissy virgin.

His Mothers French apprently He'll give up then