Monkeys Fist

He probably still would, horny at that age imagining what sex would be like without Dad hanging out of his stinkhole. Aye

I like the main thrust of your point. ....this isn't helping, right? In all honesty, I find that sort of thing pretty tedious and tend not to spend time with gays of the "oo, get her!" variety, so I suppose it's hard for me to judge. The fact that people are generally surprised to discover I'm gay suggests the camp 'n' screaming stereotype is fairly ingrained even in the most open-minded of people (myself included, frankly!), but whether that's just the way it is or it's perpetuated by überfags being überfaggy? Difficult to say. Either way, for all I play up that kind of thing for laughs on here sometimes, I'd hate to think I was defined by my sexuality. There's more to life. Eurovision and lovely pink cocktails, for a start! (Still not helping, right?) I don't think you are defined by your sexuality on here at all.

Is Mammy a looker then Einstein?Put it another way; If she wasn't your Mammy Kevin, would you bang her?

Bettany Hughes on BBC2 now giving it sexy about Atlantis. Happy Monkey.

Deep.

It has to be man, "They lick the anus like ice-cream" "They eat the poo poo!" Classic

Could break into the first team. Injury crisis?

Priceless! Please tell me that's a wind up though.

Several injured transferred to Newcastle. Horrible feeling the toll will be more than 12.

tell it like it is Peter

I'd be Gay tbh but I can't be arsed. *sorry, I know, I know

If he's topped himself, why the fuck didn't he do it before 10.35 this morning and not ruin the lives of god knows how many people... Has CT been on here today?

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but... No-one cares. Anyway, Mums minge pics please Say that again and i'm telling the cops you touched me. We want pictures of your Mammys blart. Call 999. But really, is she a redhead? Collar & Cuffs?

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but... No-one cares. Anyway, Mums minge pics please

I'm probably wrong, but Hungerford, Dunblane, Monkseaton, this. All licensed gun owners. ( Monkseaton , maybe not).

This is horrific. My sympathies lie with the families of the victims- what started as a perfectly normal day for them has ended in this. If he's topped himself , what a gutless coward. Fucking horrible, hate shit like this.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,593833,00.html His mates call him Bob

he is a cutie Pud hows he doing?? Fantastic mate, hes 5 months now, looks like he'll cut a tooth or 10 any day soon, 16lb 8 in weight and already in clothes for 9-12 months (not sure where he gets that from like!). Hes now learnt how to blow raspberries, cocks his legs when farting (and then laughs) and basically just spends his days making ours that much brighter. Point a camera at him and he comes out of his shell and place anything down in front of him when hes being changed and he'll boot it off the table, cracking left foot! Mint !

you dorty little bugger! She got off lightly... He was going to take her up the Back O Skiddaw. Tis a rough passage.

Instructions included?

17 Good job you didn't study Law then.

How old is your Mam like?

Moving Images !!!!! Gold

terrible thing , guilt.