Monkeys Fist

He was linked with Stoke yesterday - my usual nasty reaction was "bigger, better things eh Jermaine?" He won't like Stoke. Fucking Goldfish bowl up there.

They bring it on themselves, they really do.

Class. Mrs. Fist has just asked why I burst out laughing.

New Facebook status that like.

Especially this bit. Got his name bang on too

. This not exciting news but wife beater (Marlon King) on his way to Coventry City. I'm not happy about this and I don't think the coventry fans will be. I may join the coventry forum to voice my concerns over this. If any Coventry fans are happy about this they will feel the full force of a scouser. They wear an awful lot of eye-make up in Liverpool don't they? Hmmm

Have it!

Sorry Wacky- I realise you look up to Robbie Keane.........

Apart from people on the dole, potential parole officers, people from De Kings 'Ed Kehhhhhhhhby what fuckin sources are you going to have? Why post that? I got it from the BBC website so calm down mate. Its only a rumour so stop shitting your pants he may not score a hat trick against yous. hurray!!!!

Bless their little replica socks

He means to have him, even if it must be burglary.

Go on there Wyki!! Now take this attitude down the allotments and claim back your territorah!! Take back your manhood aswell you fucking nonce and stop complaining about everything to do with your "friends". Kevin's lunchtime Tartrazine just kicked in.

Go on there Wyki!! Now take this attitude down the allotments and claim back your territorah!!

My first car was a classic. Been downhill since.

He probably throws the medicals anyway. Shouts "Ooh me bastard hip!" and collapses when he's on the treadmill. A bit like sticking red spots on your face with a felt tip pen to avoid going to school.

That's the same as me and Lee As it's breakfast time, I'd recommend anyone searching Google Images for Lee Ryder puts "safe search" on their settings.

I'd go with this to a point. Much as he did against Accrington, start a good few young 'uns, but have experience on the bench just in case it looks like we could pull off a result. Ultimately avoiding relegation is the priority, but this early on on the season, there's nowt wrong with a confidence boosting cup run. * fence sitting or what?*

Couple of months late but , still

Depends how far I'm prepared to go Given the astounding business (and common) sense you've displayed on these boards, I'd be amazed if you charge more than £2.50 for a dry bum rape and pink-eye finish. Add a £1.25 hand shandy and there's an hours graft for you. Excluding VAT of course.

Fucking new you were a rent boy. I'll bet you still only get £3.75 an hour.

Not Jewish is he? How the fuck is he supposed to know if he has a foreskin or not. You normally keep your eyes closed then Kev?

Oh Manc-Mag my Manc-Mag! Excellent post

he is dear boy he is tell me who has a better record of results? Stan Seymour - FA Cup twice Joe Harvey - Div 2 Champs ( equivalent to today's Championship) and Fairs Cup. If Chris wins us the FA or League cup, then he may equal these two. Long way to go til he's the most successful.