Monkeys Fist

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66 of them yours.

Gerrard shags Wife's brother!! Man gets pregnant ! Daily Sport headline tomorrow. Dipper Dips Dick in Doo Doo.

Kevin's new avatar??

Gerrard shags Wife's brother!!

The glorious smell of cooked "meat" patties may be too much for our Oirish Ameobi.

An open letter to Ronald McDonald; Dear Clown-Faced Twat, Today you have a momentous opportunity to assist the youth of Derry, to prove to the world your equal opportunity policy really doesn't treat mental retardation as a barrier to employment. Show Derry that Care in the Community can succeed, that there's more to nutrition than Taytos and cheap cider. Giving a jab to today's applicants means so much more than 20 hours flipping burgers and getting an even greasier complexion- it's 20 hours away from the predatory attentions of Da. Think not what Kevin can do for McDonalds, think what McDonalds can do for Kevin. Do the right thing Scary Clown.

Oooooooooh Baby do you think we've got worse? There's nothing in the Fat Man's purse. With apologies to Belinda Carlisle. And credit to 2hours kip.

Whaddya mean, the memory of a ……… erm……….…memory of ………… an erm, Oooooooooh,what's he called again, that bloke of that Thingy.

All the best Kitman- the Cyber People's Princess

FYP

Don't ask what bizarre series of clicks led from the Chronicle story to this , but..... looks like a must see

Working at McD's to buy a car? They'll be obsolete by the time you can afford one

Junior Berghaus...... Class

Thanks budworth ! Money's money. I need money so i can drive, when i can drive i doubt i'll ever be on here again. Just in case McDonalds aren't really desperate; clicky

Lass who played Jimmie Krankie died has she? That was a lass? Fucking Baps on that!!

"I'm getting the word... nonce" "is that you Mammy?"

Monkeys blood, with a chocolate finger?

Anyone else have a birthday this year? Amazing.

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Bungholio!

Valkyrie- I won't spoil it by revealing the ending.