Monkeys Fist

It’s pure, unadulterated, houseism, is what it is.

Nee bother

Arguing with an 80yr old woman is like hitting yourself in the dumbartons with a mallet whilst trying to sing baselines.

Must be fucking awful only getting 25k a week mind.

Nice to see he’s dill danding

I’m surprised they whinged so much.

3-0.

We’ll have to get used to lesser teams treating us like their cup final.

Offside?

Sorry to hear that. Did you bury him under the outdoor sofa?

Wykikied YP

Is this a new one? Did the Collie go the way of the budgies? Does it know it’s on borrowed time?

“ Dad, why do you call me KDP?” ” Kesthwick Dog Park, thon, Kesthwick Dog Park.”

Mrs. CT. “ No more kids ! Me fanny’s like Alum Pot, man! Take this bleeping stick and fuck off to dig spoons up or something!”

You could offer me a drink in a Baccarat Crystal goblet, but if you’ve just taken a fucking shit in it, I’ll have my brew in a grey Death Star mug, thanks.

That’s quite the age-gap. Did the tv break or something?

Sarah Beeny: TV presenter given all-clear following breast cancer treatment https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-65276548

Compared to sunderland, it’s miles ahead.

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