Monkeys Fist

Did the article specify which shirt they’re sponsoring? We’ve got about 5 or so, £25m each, that’ll do for starters.

Does Rwanda want him?

After he flashed her at the Christmas party she thought he was a real fungi.

Shame you couldn’t “access” Debbie from accounts though, eh?

I find reading this with the following playing as background music adds to the experience.

Craig mate, you’ve taken the first steps in the right direction, don’t look for the finish line, just keep taking the steps. You’ll get there mate.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/65426065

Go on… say it… you know you want to you slaaag.

It was inspired by that spitfire-fucking Saints fan that showed up here a while back. Edit; found him

I reckon Dan Burn just stood up.

Bandits at 2 o’clock- annihilation expected. 10-0.

If you’d asked me before the season started, “ Which sides changing rooms look like a derelict office from the 1980s?” I’d have said “Everton”.

Spuds have just equalised

Who was it on here compared Isak to Thierry Henry?

MURPHY!!!!!!!

Well baaallz.

Pickford has bought a pub- he’s calling it the Thalidomide Arms.

Isak coming on to bum them unconscious.

Now I’d bring Gordon on

Big Fucking Joe! Fuck off scouse cunts.

Big Mo’s Chopping Squad have done their work

Nice family…