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  1. Monkeys Fist
    You’re correct there, since DC has special status as it isn’t technically a state. But, it’s being reported that Pence gave the order. Also worth noting that there has been a flurry of resignations at the WH since the attack on the Capitol. The rats are abandoning ship.
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    There’s discussion that Pence and the Cabinet have already invoked the 25th but not announced it yet until the mouth breathers have dispersed from Washington DC. It turns out that Pence gave the order to deploy the National Guard, which only the President has the power to do. However, if that is the case, then technically he cannot oversee the ratification of the Electoral College votes, as that’s the job of the VP. I won’t be at all surprised if Trump is officially sacked off within the next day or so. https://www.defense.gov/Newsroom/Releases/Release/Article/2464427/statement-by-acting-secretary-miller-on-full-activation-of-dc-national-guard/ ( note that Trump, the Commander-in-Chief and only person authorised to do so, is explicitly not mentioned in the statement above about activating the National Guard).
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    I don’t suppose there were too many black people there.
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    On Saturday, Longsands beach was fucking rammed.
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    “ Daddy, what’s the difference between a piss enema and a champagne enema?” ” Few hundred quid, son. “
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    Ted Cruz btw What a fucking whopper he is. Guaranteed he’ll try to be Trump MKII
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    Watching CNN just now- mental scenes.
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    Funnily enough, I feel like a right spacka wearing them.
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    So, anyone of you old bastards know of any good restaurants?
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    Especially since Fish reckons the Gypsy Kings would set up their Hornby kits on him. Bamboleo, toot toot.
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    “Established 2010”, still unavailable in shops or online.
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    Mrs. got me a pair of eS board trainers a while back.
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    60 what? 1)Women 2)Men 3)Dogs 4)All of the above
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    I’d love to be in my thirties again.
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    If she ever wants to get you another pair
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    Fair play to Cabbageheed mind, he’s brought him out of his Shell.
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    He’s a bit slick though?
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    Colin Bell: Manchester City legend dies aged 74 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55551720 Bell… end.
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    That’s a bit crude, tbh.
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    FYP
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    Get your elders to teach you.
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    How the fuck are you meant to find time to make sourdoughs and roast carrot salad???
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