Monkeys Fist

It’s not reallly valid, as his implication is that the plague went away and people survived with vaccines. Both are wrong- the Black Death, or bubonic plague, is still around, and there is now a vaccine for it. Before the vaccine it would break out regularly in various regions, but never at the levels of the 1300s. In 1995 a vaccine resistant strain was found, and as recently as 2017 it killed 170 people there.

Tbf he was up against prime totty. I’m sure she’s a good politician too.

Is that the bloke that sang about Fast Cars? Also, Sarah Green, who just whipped the Tories…

I’m finished at 3:30 today, but back in at 7:30 tomorrow morning, so I’m being sensible and only having 96 stubbies.

PL. “ Honest current Mrs. PL, I only unbuttoned his strides, nowt else…” CMPL ” Why’s your top lip stuck to your nose?”

Just slipping this in early for our Perspiring contingent. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52915690

Can we all just agree that Quiff works harder than all of us combined and as a result is a spotty Herbert? Cheers.

ANSWER MY QUESTION!!

Reported.

I’ve never bought that fucking rag! Sunday Sport all the way.

Ambidextrous mate

It hasn’t even happened, but I’m chuckling at the thought of Andrew Neill declaring Anil Fobhakki on his Gammon channel.

You heard it here first 😉

I have booked my flight to NZ, and then I am coming to shit in your doorstep.

Married to Amanda Poundmey?

Someone please call in as Hugh Janus.

Fucks up the circuitry…

Do they take the puppies out first?

96 stubbies is only about four pints

I once delivered 240 cans of Basics lager to a house in Gateshead The bloke was nowhere near as much of a train wreck as I expected him to be, but still…

GTFFYFed YP

Bravehearted YP

It’d be worth the sack to just stand there and do the “wanker” sign.

Fraser on. C’mon the Porridge… boys ( for the snowflake)