Monkeys Fist
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He’s a bit slick though? -
Colin Bell: Manchester City legend dies aged 74 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55551720 Bell… end.
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That’s a bit crude, tbh.
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FYP
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Get your elders to teach you.
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How the fuck are you meant to find time to make sourdoughs and roast carrot salad???
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If you get bored with that… ( I’ll post this in the next game thread too 😑)
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Shame she wasn’t in You Only Live Twice, really.
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Whilst playing “ You’ll Never Walk Alone”?
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I’m happy to get Medieval on a few Tories/Leavers in the name of Revolt. Get Johnson and Farage on the Judas Cradle , Rees Mogg can have the Scavengers Daughter
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Not so fast, buckaroo! She’s still alive. Tanya Roberts: Bond girl and Charlie's Angel still alive, agent says https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55528352 you’re right about the last bit, though
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You can teach my lad the difference between a Double Stroke Roll and a Paradiddle? I can’t pay you, but I’ve got 3 followers on MySpace so can offer massive exposure in return
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He’ll be under no pressure at all. Out of the cups, relatively safe in the league, not expecting any January transfer activity. Ashley’s man doing the job he was brought in to do.
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Struggles to form sentences- check Throws tantrums- check Wears nappy- check
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Aye, but the massive bellend is as convincing a liar as your average four-year-old.
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He can’t even be arsed to point properly.
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Aye, like a true scouser he robbed a living for 50+ years singing two songs badly.
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Salah- “ Who is this Gerald Pissmaker?” Henderson- “ Shh, just look sad mate, ok?”
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Sherlock Homeless?
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Oops, I’d best have a beer.
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How big are the fucking squirrels in Jockinghamshire???
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Given his band’s name, I’ll laugh my cock off if he’s died of a heart attack. edit; “Price said his friend died following an infection in his heart. ” Ha Ha Bonk, as Spike Milligan said.
