Monkeys Fist

Wibble.

ffs.

I hate to say it, but the T-Rex had a good game.

Ferdinand’s beard only serves to highlight how extraordinarily wide his fucking mouth is.

Anyone but Kane would’ve had that

I’ll have a Quirky DIY Twig Toolbox please.

That’s a much more polite version of the reply I was about to post.

Is it too early to deadhead my lupins, or shall I plant my seed like Quiffs lass’s ex?

Suck it up, sweetheart. You’re a big boy now, living in your own place and having huge t-levels and that. I’m sure you can take it. ( As can your lass…).

Someone won’t be getting a free cow.

See above two posts. As has your lass’s ex. Again.

As opposed to his lass, who’s being rattled by her ex. Which I think might be the root of the whole problem here

Really?

When did you last touch a minge- to the nearest month will do. Your t-levels are tanking post by post here like, quit before you grow your own tits.

Even your Mam get sick of you?

William fucking Storey Of course, you’ve totally swerved the fact you’ve been called out for cuntishness, suggesting that you know full well it’s true. Ticker’s top notch now btw, amazing what actual prescription drugs, used properly, can do.

Mammy, the nasty man is being horrid to me. Can I have a cuddle.

Renton, who I’d listen to every day of the week on the subject, since it’s his area of expertise, has had a pretty horrific time of it during this pandemic. Whatever you think about his reactions, a little bit of humanity and respect for his situation costs nowt, and frankly, you’ve come across as even more of a cunt than usual about it. I’m all for piss taking and sarcasm, but not at the cost of basic decency towards someone who’s clearly been through the mill. Your lass sent you any more anal destruction videos, btw?

I’m sure J69 doesn’t need me to point out that you still live with your Mammy, so I won’t. “Quiff, why are your socks stuck to the ceiling again? Have you been caning the kamagra again? You’ll go blind!” ” Sorry Mam… can we have chicken dippers for tea please?”

Other than the multiple posts where you are doing exactly that. Jog on, fucking daft twat.

Would you have her back? “Get tae fucking fuck ye fucking fuck” springs to mind.

Which internet wingnut has told you Long Covid doesn’t exist, or are you just fishing for bites?

Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose.