Monkeys Fist

It’s as predicatable as Bruce’s mid-morning stool. ( happy tea-time, everyone).

Is that part of the price or extras?

This post has put your t-levels in to negatives.

How much of her hair is dyed blonde, as a percentage?

Grey socks, ffs.

Quite horrific that- his description of being in the crowd is pretty visceral. Out of the whole article, these lines stood out to me as summing up what they ( the campaigners) were fighting about, and for, and touches on the awful guilt he describes. “But now the truth is out. And history will record that it was the police, and not us, who stole from the dead – they stole their lives, they stole the truth about their deaths, and they stole the next 27 years of the lives of their loved ones.”

He turned up not too long after Ashley bought us. , then opened his current account a couple of years ago- it might not be exactly 10 years but it’s only a kick in the bollocks away from it.

Because then he’d have to admit that he’s been an absolute fucking whopper for over 10 years on a “rival’s” message board.

You’re meddling with powers you can’t possibly comprehend.

I think it’s time we all calmed down ( ey, ey!) and appreciated the glory of Techno Hitler. There, wasn’t that nice?

Indiana Jones and the Stannah Stairlift of Doom? He’s nearly 80, I’m guessing there’ll be some young lad he’s passing the bullwhip and hat too?

Too perpetual.

Israel opposition parties agree to form new unity government https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-57336574 Agreement reached.

RTGed YP, FTM, MLF, Heron foods etc.

See the post above

Twice?

No Balamory? What’s the story?

Aye, but part of the deal is that this right-wing loon gets first dibs at being PM, and then, of course, he’ll willingly hand over power to the left.

This description of the Dwarf Porridge Wog is pretty much on the button. “There are many traditional stories around about the tight fisted nature of Porridge Wogs however I have never met one that is over 5 feet 6 tall who is anything other than generous to a fault. However, I have yet to meet one under 5 feet 6 tall who would buy a drink for anyone. This strange breed of Dwarf Porridge Wog has an amazing sense of balance due to the possession of a chip on each shoulder. Whilst the common or garden full size Porridge Wog is an open minded life and soul of the party the Dwarf Porridge Wog never tires of telling you how great Scotchland is yet he never has the decency to bugger off back there and leave us all in peace.”

I’m neither an expert in mental health or sports media, but couldn’t they have given her a list of questions and let her record her answers to be broadcast later? It’d remove the pressure on her of being “live”, but give the media the footage they’re after.

My great grandad was a porridge wog- and I can do a passable Sean Connery accent. Can I be John McCarver?

ffs.