Monkeys Fist

1. We didn’t “want our club to be owned by the Saudi Royal family”. They’re buying us. Big difference. 2. “Great example for young kids growing as fans, researching the roots of their club…” Could be worse, we could’ve allowed Adam Johnson to carry on playing for us whilst fully aware of the crimes he was accused of, imagine… 3. Here’s another massive cock so you don’t get lonely.

Chomp down while it’s still mooing. The best way

Me and the boy on our way to our first match under our new Evil Overlords.

T-bone steak. Cooked blue?

BAU lolz!

Blue pop works wonders.

Could be worse, we could’ve sang in support of a convicted paedophile, eh?

Covid-19 can’t exist because of denpressure. China isn’t real. wibble.

I just had a bit of a chat with an old school pal who posted “let’s not buy goods from China, but British , blah blah” shite all over my FB. Pointed out to him, using his own photos, how many of his beloved possessions were made in China, and asked if he’d be replacing them with British made goods? He was also posting from his iPhone. It went as well as you’d expect and he’s now blocked me. Racist cunt

It’s exactly 50/50 lads- we can’t let these Nantymoel filth win, get voting. Ffyciwch y Mackems!

Looks like The Former Foot Soldier has been using his superlative syntax skills in other ventures … Lolz, laters.

Please hurry.

That’s clearly his spare-room/huffy bed. Judicious camera angle to avoid the knee-deep cans and pizza boxes, too. You don’t get to be Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Journalist of 2014 without learning a few tricks.

No thick skin needed here mate- I didn’t give a particular fuck what the majority of them thought before, and I certainly can’t see any great change in that approach from me, come what may. The hoop-licking once we start getting good again will be funny to see, though, in the same way watching kids fall over is

I’m a bit concerned the sun might not come up tomorrow - can someone ask the Knight Ryder what his scoop on it is? I’m happy to wait until Wednesday for his exclusive.

Howay’s not the only one on the red meat.

Done. Fuck Nantymoel, the knuckle dragging seat-shitters.

Get used to this feeling lads

When did you shave the tache off?

“Salt. Fat. Fuck it.Eat. Mastering the Art of Duck Pizza” It’ll sell in the tens of copies

“ Hello, is that FFP admin office?” ”Oui, cest nous. Comment je peu vous aide?” “ This is Mr. Bin Salmaan,of Newcastle United. Hands are really useful when typing out letters saying we haven’t broken FFP regulations, aren’t they?” “ Le Gulp!”