Monkeys Fist

Kinky

subtle.…

Parliament suspended every three weeks…

Aye- Volcanos fascinate me, I’d love to see one close up, but if it’s on heightened eruption alert, get me the fuck away from it. Darwin Awards.

Obviously.

Finland’s new Prime Minster…

Volcano on a privately owned island has gone BOOM, as volcanos will tend to do. People were pictured inside the crater moments before it went up. It last erupted in 2016, and the NZ Volcano boffins had warned it was likely to go… New Zealand volcano: At least five dead with number expected to rise https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-50708727 @Andrew can you let us know if you’re dead, mate?

They could get another loan

I’ve just found out that Mrs.F works with the wife of the Coleman Car Park Throbber It’ll come as no surprise that he’s a gibbering, angry mess of a man. I’m like the Cheshire Cat here

Too busy with his own dogs mess to clean up more shite.

“Police were later deployed to guard the replacement banana. “ Good job the bloke was white

Art Basel: Maurizio Cattelan's $120,000 banana eaten by artist https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50704136

If he waits a bit, he’ll be “where he belongs” anyway.

At least they won’t have to worry about finding parking near Wembley for a bit.

“uploadsing” , slow down Tonto.

Fucking marvellous. If I knew any hot womans I’d be doing the sex.

Rattled as fuck.

Sunlin til I Die; Season 3. Directed by James Cameron. ( the mortality rate must’ve fucking skyrocketed on wearside ).

You’ve got to hope this… …happened before this…

Face like a rodent.