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Monkeys Fist

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  1. They know all about your Eastern European tarts.
  2. Can we all spare a thought for poor old Leazesmag, he’ll finally be seeing the back of the hated cockney, only to have to climb back on his bacon shed over the new owners.
  3. That’s not chunk in the bottom left, though, is it?
  4. Scunny got relegated to League Two mate. Keep up.
  5. They’re just pissed off that all these pointless Trafalgar Takeovers means there’s no dole money left to hire a plane banner to tour the country. “ Please be our friends”
  6. They did. Also Kipper, Lamb and mint sauce, curry, tomato sauce, and sweet and sour. Clearly the Research and Development team were a bunch of pissheads.
  7. I think Tudor got bought by Walkers eventually, The jug-eared freak lovers also swapped the colours of cheese and onion ( which was, and always will be to me, green) and salt and vinegar (light blue). Wrong ‘uns.
  8. I’m not. Arent you from Stockton or Darlington or something?
  9. Its the Teeside version of croutons on a salad
  10. I think that fucking whale emptied it earlier.
  11. You’d have to answer the door in a vest and boxers if you did.
  12. @Renton and @Dr Gloom Here you go lads.
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