Monkeys Fist

But… as the BBC Chief Political Editor, posting about political news, she should, at the very least, make sure what she’s posting isn’t utter bullshit.

“Sex yeti”

Thus, Brrrr…eggsit.

Proves my point- he’s a filthy sitter.

Ok, Cleanhands, how long do you keep your eggs at home like? Anything over a week and you may as well suck them straight out of a seagull’s hoop. Cupboard.

Cupboard. They aren’t stored in chilled cabinets at the supermarket, no need to put them in the fridge at home. However, if you do put them in the fridge, (before sitting down to wipe your filthy arse), you should keep them in there.

Eggs- fridge or cupboard?

He’s basically winging it.

Papstooned it

What the gibbering fuck is that?

Knob cheese de Boldon.

Mrs Fish “ Hello, Big Vern’s Glazing? Can you send someone to sort out my back end?”

“That lad” is you, isn’t it Nick?

“ There is… in the Cayman Islands”.

Tuna mayo with water/lettuce.

I’m just winding you up man My old man is from Washington.

Never realised you were a Mackem , Gloomy.

Please…metector.