Monkeys Fist

And then pops his knee out, and is injured for the next 5 years.

Sheath, not sword.

She’s just gone to the shitter, revealing her snacks for the morning. I didn’t realise Greggs did carrier bags.

I think it’s a Lesbian Perm

I’m currently listening to this fat fucking mess, snoring like an asthmatic bulldog on a hot day.

Errrrm… *coughs.

Rees Mogg suits the monocle, though.

When you look outside, how many suns are there in the sky? I’m asking because I’m not entirely convinced you’re actually in the same dimension as the rest of us.

There’s that other Mackem called Jordan…

Victorian horror stories?

I will never forget in 1996, the glorious sight of Clarky staggering in to the Galley kebab shop on the quayside at daft o’clock in the morning, so wankered he couldn’t speak, somehow managed to order a chicken burger, then proceeded to miss his mouth with 90% of it, giving himself a fetching garlic mayo cravate. Best of luck.

Fucking hell Ayatollah H

Next Friday then…

Noelie- “ How about it, love?” Mrs. Noelie - “Turn me into a human lollipop”.

“ fans social club”

I’m convinced Essembee is dolly dimple.

I think he’s done a Luke Edwards- him and Cock-eyed Mala went to Haggerstone Castle for a Northern Soul weekender and were last seen entering a caravan with two land whales from Wigan.

Do they do Chip Shop Batter flavour?

Sheik Abdul Ben Falafel.

Oh, you sweet innocent.

FYP

I go there ( Crammy Vue) with the nipper fairly often. I don’t think I’ve ever been in a full house.

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