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    And his lasses
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    The mackems are building one in pennywell, for when they get kicked out of the SoS.
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    Don’t want to be getting him excited, try this instead…
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    SIX Finger Death Punch?
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    https://youtu.be/r-7bVZYy_ds
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    “ What do you want for pudding, dear?” ” fucken crisps”
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    I knew a blind lass who was the most mild-mannered, shy, and reserved person imaginable, but, out of the blue, she threw a bukkake party and invited over 20 total strangers. She still doesn’t know what came over her.
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    “Maybe”.
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    Not a bus wanker, though. A van wanker. (why is an ex-footballer driving a van?)
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    Presumably catching a flight to Rotterdam for a three-way?
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    Wykiki isn’t that bad, Gloomy.
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    Nice to see Gallagher’s environmentally aware by recycling his mam’s old tea towels.
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    Neil Shipperly sentenced for choking the chicken in public. His defence lawyer is having a laugh… “Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question.” Neil Shipperley sentenced for public masturbation https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50839639
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    Social media awash with scorn for 'sloping toilet' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-50835604 Wipe Out the Sitters! ( pun absolutely intended.).
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    FYP
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    Nee tits.
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    “ these people” Alreet there Enoch.
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    Nope
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    As things stand right now, Starmer is the only viable option, with someone like Rayner or Bridget as Deputy.
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    The longer you refer to working class as uneducated , the longer the “fault line” will stay.
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    Fish, Chips and Guacamole.
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    The Galactic Doughnut was a bit shit to look at.
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