Monkeys Fist

How quickly, to the nearest nanosecond, do you think Farage’s backers would pull the rug out from under him at the first hint of him courting the left wing?

Coward lovers

Because he’s a massive racist?

And we love sticking by the result of refendums, come what may, don’t we

What will his next single issue party after that be? The GoHomeBlackPeople Party The ItWasBetterBeforeTheGays Party Give your fucking heads a shake lads.

I’d prefer to get to a point where a bloke who’s failed to become an MP multiple times has a far lesser say in British politics.

Tory press will crucify her at the first hurdle over this…

Happy Birthday Noelie. Here’s some filth from when you were a young buck

So, a stand-up shit. I hope you stayed in the optimum position to wipe.

Red Kite? I’ll have a listen while I cook Sunday lunch later.

One way they could regain trust is by not employing a shitload of fucking Torys in the news department.

I didn’t. Didn’t realise they were still touring tbh.

Hard to tell mate, there’s still bits there from a few days ago.

I’ve just had a shite so dense NASA have put it in the Small Bodies of the Solar System List. Minimal residues, three wipes and pristine. You’re very welcome.

FYP

It’s been a shite week, this album always puts me in a good mood, so… https://youtu.be/j21pUaInxWo ( It’s Mario’s Cafe, opening track of So Tough by Saint Etienne, YouTube links are still fucky on here).

I blame Dai Goldstein.

You ok hun? PM me… ( the fuck would I know )

Well, there we are … I’ll be announcing my bid for leadership soon.

Aye, I love the idea of renationalising core services, but there are more pressing issues, like NHS and holding together the Union. Having said that, a possible way to do it ( which I’ve just pulled out of my arse, so fire away ) on the railways would be to gradually removed the contracts for each line as they expire, replacing them with the new British Rail. No enormous one-off cost, allows time to correct any teething troubles on a smaller scale etc. Whether that would also work for utilities I don’t know, but it’d be a start, and if they could do a Mussolini and get the trains running in time, at a reasonable price, it’d be a massive vote winner, particularly in the South where no one talks about anything except how shit trains are

Could Starmer do a job? We need to be aiming just a bit left of Blair, just a bit more centre of Corbyn, initially. Most of the manifesto was very well received, but seen as impossible to deliver in one hit. Whoever takes over needs to lay the foundations to rebuild us once the Torys have destroyed our trade, economy and welfare system. And all within a green framework to mitigate the world literally burning up around us and our kids. Whoever is capable of doing this probably isn’t even an MP yet.

Aye, I’ve heard that. Will definitely have to give it a go as Fist Jr. would sell his granny for pizza from Slice

I tend to agree with the first point here- this was Brexit Referendum disguised as an election. The new labour leader can’t ignore the left if they want to keep the party from eating itself. Quite how they do that I don’t know.