Monkeys Fist

Aye

Dr. Professor Cox, then, since he’s both.

Tory values. 1. How much money can I make from it? 2. See above 3. Fuck you. 4. See 3

RIP from the Dr.

Dr. Cox’s The Planets is the perfect antidote to this visual diarrhoea.

Where’s the rest of him?

I’d have thought they’d offer you Premium membership then.

I’m on it now. It’s fucking older than me

Yesterday. Did you not get the letter from Man Club International?

This is apparently the rig I’m going too

Flying out at 12:00pm. Arse is like a goldfish’s gob.

Renton, just imagine how many fucking seagulls there’ll be.

Are we talking old school porn- i.e. actual mags? I gather the Northern Producer is relatively small as rigs go, but that link rates it fairly well as far as conditions etc. I think I’ve to get a plane from Aberdeen to Sullum Voe, then chopper to the rig. Whoopee

If it was, then this gives you a good idea of what joys you missed.

Apparently the Northern Producer? I’m grinding my way through an interminable set of seemingly never ending online induction courses right now, but I gather that’s the best training for the offshore experience

Man bun. Beard Tatts Guaranteed.

Isn’t Gloom a hoverboy?

Got a start offshore this Friday. Just a week for the first trip, out of Aberdeen, for Global Energy Group. Buzzing

You’ve got to look at Rafa’s age and sell-on value before coming up with a value. ( Also, wages throughout the contract need to be in the price). Innit, you Fackin Norvern Mahnkeys

Nerd wars kicking off … strap in lads, shit is about to go down

Are you even remotely surprised?

It’s easy to mistype with 6 fingers.

There are bacteria living in rocks 2 miles under the Earths crust that are more interesting than Paul Scholes.

Close enough…