soccermom

personally I thinl fish'd make someone a lovely girlfriend one day - The best they'd ever had!

That doesn't even make sense man, you can tell you've been into cricket about 5 minutes Would mean that he fucks some monsters on the side to balance it out. I'm betting he bats for the wrong side. I think he's as batty as fk!

two things 1) is that what he likes?, 2) what's he done to you?! ahem children ...keep me the fuck out of this Foppery thank you very muchness No offence was just taking advice from your avatar. It says 12 not "a couple" ...expensive date it says 1.2 bottles! After 12, Radg's vision is a little blurred. And I was being kind giving her the extra 0.8 of the bottle to help knock her unconcious before the deed, its just easier to procure than rohypnol for her to take.

two things 1) is that what he likes?, 2) what's he done to you?! ahem children ...keep me the fuck out of this Foppery thank you very muchness No offence was just taking advice from your avatar. It says 12 not "a couple" ...expensive date it says 1.2 bottles!

just had the nicest ham bagel. fk all on tv again....

two things 1) is that what he likes?, 2) what's he done to you?! ahem children ...keep me the fuck out of this Foppery thank you very muchness No offence was just taking advice from your avatar.

Your pussy! What for? You worn out yours?

whats the point in a forum if everyones so insisting on just PMing each other all the time? got something to say say it loud and say it proud.

He didn't heed..... He regreted it.....

then it's a shame it doesn't do the talking on your behalf. Soz hun, it doesn't talk but I can whistle you a tune if you wish Echoes by Pink Floyd? Out of the Void - Primal Scream? Give up, Echoes was funny cos it was quickly responded. You took too long. Go back to smoking your pipe and reading the times grandad. Spot on. You tell him. had ye whisht sunshine. You're the only girl that's ever complained that I "took too long" I can't help it, I'm built for speed. Shut up before I take you out with one of my ping-pong balls. coming out of you like a flock of sparrows. Be warned sunshine, I cab kick em out at some speed, if one catches you unawares it'll more than smart a little.

then it's a shame it doesn't do the talking on your behalf. Soz hun, it doesn't talk but I can whistle you a tune if you wish Echoes by Pink Floyd? Out of the Void - Primal Scream? Give up, Echoes was funny cos it was quickly responded. You took too long. Go back to smoking your pipe and reading the times grandad. Spot on. You tell him. had ye whisht sunshine. You're the only girl that's ever complained that I "took too long" I can't help it, I'm built for speed. Shut up before I take you out with one of my ping-pong balls.

then it's a shame it doesn't do the talking on your behalf. Soz hun, it doesn't talk but I can whistle you a tune if you wish Echoes by Pink Floyd? Out of the Void - Primal Scream? Give up, Echoes was funny cos it was quickly responded. You took too long. Go back to smoking your pipe and reading the times grandad.

then it's a shame it doesn't do the talking on your behalf. Soz hun, it doesn't talk but I can whistle you a tune if you wish Echoes by Pink Floyd? Thank fk for that, its the only one I know, Phew....

then it's a shame it doesn't do the talking on your behalf. Soz hun, it doesn't talk but I can whistle you a tune if you wish

He's not a cunt like. More of a grade A twat. That tool gives cunts and twats a bad name, I should know I'm the owner of one! And my cunt/twat ain't half as annoying as that wanker.

Its all this talk of guns, Its given hima a semi but its not automatic I heard he was half-cocked ...as well as half arsed!

Coward. Beggar. Fop doesn't want to know your details, Fop just wonders why you won't reveal them (other than the aforementioned cowardice of course). After all that is the side of the issue you are on isn't it? Please please please PM me, Please please pretty please.... I'm the only one with an empty in box.... please please...oh for the love of god won't someone PM me!!!!!!!!

I love the new sony one with Alice Cooper. That roadie is mint!

Fkn gagging imo Well if the price was right Fop might make a tape for you. Coward. I'd rather dig my eyes out with spoons. And I've seen some nasty porn in my time but I'm not into that.

Its all this talk of guns, Its given hima a semi but its not automatic

Toontastic porno requests. Is that why you always ask people to PM you? Just wondering if old Sammy will put his money where his mouth is. (of course, he won't - and no that's not another porno idea ) Fkn gagging imo

You could cut the sexual tension between you two with a knife tbh Oh I could cut him alright! Banter! It's ok sugartits, I don't mean half the things I say. Just be assured that if I were nice to you the stick I'd get wouldn't be worth it. So you're stuck with cuntyDave in the mean time... tis a shame. babe, you should know more than anyone, I don't like it nice.

Toontastic porno requests. Is that why you always ask people to PM you?

You could cut the sexual tension between you two with a knife tbh Oh I could cut him alright!

well in that case maybe fop and fish coud fuck each other! That way you both may chill out a little. Fish'd have to be the taker tho, I recon fop'd really get off on lookin at your elbow pads! Plus he's a little more controlling that you.