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thought they all spilt up mid 90's. ......who cares.......not me.......

I love it! I truely Love it! :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

yeah, so? your point being?

Well to lighten the spirits on the board and give us all a good laugh, I thought I'd just ask what is the most embarassing, unfortunate or freakiest thing thats happened to you or you've seen whilst getting ya groove on... or better still has your partner, past or present ever done anything thats really put you off your stroke? Personally I think fanny farts are the worst thing, especially in certain positions, nowt you can do about it its just trapped air but its so undignified and can really put a dampner on it, especially if it makes you or him giggle . its hard to carry on when your other half turns into a wreck of a giggling 15 year old Perry-a-like.

Get your knickers off. Oh Hunny, you so know how to sweet talk a girl . Anyway, you know I don't wear them

Sorry Toonraider, Having been the 'enemy' or better known as "wacky's Muse" for the past year has worn me out so I've just been lurking for a bit and not posting. If It helps I'm refreshed, thick skinned and ready for abuse, hey us girls have to take one for each other now and again! ha ha. No seriously I totally agree with you. Theres been nothing of interest or giggle worthy on here for a while, certainly nothing to get your teeth into any way, even parky's ever evolving relationship issues seem to have disappeared. its just whinging and doom and gloom Gime a nudge when something juicy pops up

Meenzer ( sorry babes, but you do!) There was a lad in meenzer's year at school who looked like Keanu Reeves, he was gorgeous but I have a rule about younger guys, I just couldn't, its wrong. Not that he would have any way!

bueller.....bueller.....bueller..... what an immense film that was, one of my favourites. RIP Mr. Hughes and danke schon, darling danke schon....

Extreme shepherding totally mint!

a p burfday mucca x

Are you getting divorced over the laptop now? Is this the reason all is lost cos i'm sure you can get a replacement from pc world, unless its the missus you've done away with and you're writing from your gaol cell via carrier pigeon to a friend on the outside who is typing this into the missus' pc for you?

anyone one found out whats up with the old drama queen yet?

don't even remember that one! see why you like it though

best ever spitting image moments on ITV4 now. love it love it love it. "THROW A CHICKEN IN THE AIR, STICK A DECK CHAIR UP YOUR NOSE, FLY A JUMBO JET......." Wouldn't get away with it now though, they'd just take the show to court for defamation week after week.

peter kays was hilarious, I tho all that stuff about him just being a 'normal' bloke who just fell into showbiz was all promo bollocks but its not, thought he was a bit full of himself but he's had the kind of upbringing that most of us can really identify with. Actually laughed out loud reading it. I think he's a really nice guy from that book

happy birthday hun xx

OMG yeah!!!! I went to school with his son! He came in once, he was kind of a one man entertainment machine, he dressed up as a ghostbuster and did weird stuff!! I swear, honest I shit you not! "Now these are worth climbing a mountain for!" creases me up everytime. I want to own a parrot and teach it to say "I'd climb a mountain for a canny bag a tudor!" I will call him shakespeare and he will be my inner voice, venting my thoughts to the world.

The cheque is in the post. Fuck you James, where's my cheque? I did it first, you shiny bastard!

Ghostbusters. so shit, but soooooo good all at the same time. I love that film.

birdseye potato waffles they're waffley versatile, They go with beans, bangers, bacon, burgers, fishfingers, eggs in, eggs on, gammon, steak, chops, Grill em, bake em, fry em, eat em, birdseye potato waffles they're waffley versatile and now my son loves them too.......

If you don't feel confident enough to see another GP at the practice go to your nearest walk in centre. That is definately NOT asthma, symptoms are wrong, although your symptoms do fit many things I really would advise you to have it investigated further. Sooner rather than later too hon

Is that because you're on the game? Yeah. I heard SMO's been looking for my number on 118800! Gotta pay the bills somehow.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/work...nch/8091621.stm I don't answer mine if I don't have a recognised number anyway. Folk wanna waste their money calling me they're welcome to do it. I can hang up just as easy on my mobile as I can my home phone. Home phones ex directory anyway so my mobiles the only number I ever give out for anything.

Many happy returns hun x