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Fop just needs to get laid me thinks! How about a whip round lads? Might relax him a little. (oh and not offering my services, just thought if we could raise enough for a couple of bottle of Jack D we could rope Ragina in )

So what do you use them for then? Doing away with the odd fox, pigeon or warding off angry ex clients? Clay pigeons mostly Small furry animals on the odd occasion Are hamsters not hard to shoot? Surely the bullets/cartridges bigger then them? Sounds a little excessive to me, gun fkn crazy you are mate!

So what do you use them for then? Doing away with the odd fox, pigeon or warding off angry ex clients?

Nah, I was a little pished when I wrote that. She's a lass I work with. ;) :o Go for it son!

If you could own something, have one thing given to you, an item you would love, something you've always craved, replacement of something you've lost, What would it be? What would you choose? Nothing like a house or a car, gold bars or shit like that, something that you always wanted as a kid but you never got. A really expensive collectors item you could never justify spending the money on, a painting by van Gogh. You know the kind of thing, kinda like Tom would pick a guitar that was played by someone famous at somewhere famous. If you had a fairy godmother who could give you it, What would you ask for?

Had no brekkie this morning, woke up early cos was having a nightmare. Put me right off eatin owt. Hate it when that happens, put a dampener on your day before it has even begun.

Happy's from Me x

Sundays are shit from 2pm onwards After that its just finishing off the house work and lying around dreading the return of monday mornings and graft. I hate sundays.

Hello and welcome to Toontasia!

Not just a charva, but a cheap assed charva to boot. It wasn't a charver shirt tbf SM. It wasn't the run of the mill chav chequer version it was a lovely white cotton, button down collars the lot, that set my firm, hardened torso off lovely. I know you would have liked it, well liked me in it. Did your little ginger chest hairs stick out the top?

Couldn't google me a pic of you babe Besides I wasn't mentioned in your list...Ahem...... you ARE my list ah babe! you smooth talking bugger!

On Wacky's letter to santa....

well I'm home alone, watching tv and painting my nails. Proper girly night, pj's, nail varnish, facepack ( deep sea mud not bukake) all the tea I can drink and phili on bagels...yum.

( not directed to you personally tom) No it's not and it won't be if all you lady shaggers stay out of our thread like we've stayed out of yours! You may ask the odd question about our choices but we have not villified you for yours and a lot of them are questionable to say the least. Its strictly for cock lovers only (well that and those who lie back and think of england). Hot men. Manly Manfolk. a venus with a penis. fanny fuckers - No admittance. Who's the admin out of you two again? shut up Tom loves it when I get all authorative with him

As opposed to men pretending to be women? yeah I'm a man pretending to be a woman. You got me! ( Is this bloke for real??) real name is Denise Brassy blonde from byker A mister sister or a real sister?

Couldn't google me a pic of you babe Besides I wasn't mentioned in your list...Ahem......

As opposed to men pretending to be women? yeah I'm a man pretending to be a woman. You got me! ( Is this bloke for real??)

dreams a little dream of me

you lot'd fuck susan boyle if it mean't you could get your end away to someone other than your mum.

you're soooooooooooo predicatable you lot! I think you're all intimidated by real men.

wants to be my bit of filf

( not directed to you personally tom) No it's not and it won't be if all you lady shaggers stay out of our thread like we've stayed out of yours! You may ask the odd question about our choices but we have not villified you for yours and a lot of them are questionable to say the least. Its strictly for cock lovers only (well that and those who lie back and think of england). Hot men. Manly Manfolk. a venus with a penis. fanny fuckers - No admittance.

I see what you're getting at, but not quite the same sex appeal, although you have put me off him slightly now, cheersverymuch!

reckon you've had a few entries in Autotrader like Hardly. One careful lady owner. Not for Sale, Rent, or Lend. Please feel free to browse, but do not touch, all breakages must be paid for.

I think factory shops are the way to go for purchases actually, more house than clothes though, cos womens clothes are very widely available and not expensive at all these days anywhere you shop, markets so competitive see. I just like to have a go a the little flash lad now and again for old times sake