soccermom

is jealous cos he's the only one who didn't get one!

's missus invited me to join her aboard her two week swingers cruise but had to decline due to work commitments I've maybe'd for next year.

is desperately trying to deny that he is sooooooooo turned on by me!

thinks he's Nostradamus

took so long to respond due to mental difficulties and may have confused hadron for hardon or he may have done so "DELIBERATELY"

has probably already arranged the pay per view for the event. (oh and don't try to pass off your failing as deliberate, you're an illiterate dick, just admit it for once)

is himself confused by the english language and the use of "of" and "off". Shame.

is spookily spot on!

....and her with 2 weeks of shagging hot exciting foreigners!!

is very welcome

is himself protesting me thinks

Aye, someone else recommended that. Was hoping to get one online, but I went on ebay and they're all £90+ I'll pop into the Scope on Saturday. Be nice to soccermom as you pass, maybe give him the 46p he's been grifting after for 6 months, that special brew isn't going to buy itself. Bless you my son

is in a quandry over his latest pantyhose purchase, fishnet or gussetless, Hmmm...... (not like he has any balls to fit into them)

maybe he just wants to lay you! Did he save you the chocolate covered one?

is more adept to wearing womens clothes than I!

is second in line to be hated by Bill Bailey for doing so...

Thankfully it's turned out a little better than the above!

yeah fungating tumours!!! but tbh I'd rather redress that than be on bed pan/incopad duty! You can have the dressing changes... *shudders*

yeah fungating tumours!!! but tbh I'd rather redress that than be on bed pan/incopad duty!

as for that youtube vid, I used to do that sort of thing everyday at work, it's not yak-worthy it's soooooo satisfying, am I the only one on here who gets great satisfaction from squeezing spots?? My bro gets loads of good ones on his back and I'm his first point of call to rid him of them. I'll admit I'm not good with vomit though, I can look at it but when the smell wafts over, omg theres a good chance I'm gonna add to the mess. oh and C.Diff bedpans - blaugh blaugh - omg you have no idea..... N.B. -its not a zit btw its a sebaceous cyst and they usually expel cottage cheese style exudate, plus he'll need to have the sac removed cos I suspect that thing'll just fill up again. not that you prob care, just felt the need to say!

I'm getting my barnet sharpened today hope it turns out nice!

I brush twice a day but oly floss hen I remember, I use them little floss harps they'e canny, got a tooth pick on em too. beside my gums are mega sensitive and bleed like fuck when I brush em so I don't think flossing too often would be good practice for me.

you talk some shite

its when you have to ask for shit things like sex on the beach or a screaming orgasm. They're just fucking ridiculous names. taste nice but you feel like a total tool asking for them.

that'd be kinda more tragic than embarassing really. A total ejaculation FAIL.